Joyrod 

A good cock

Emily: I heard you got a joyrod?

Guy with joyrod: Wanna find out?

Joyrod by 999iscool January 3, 2021

joyriding 

1 stealing a car and then accelerating the bejaysus out of it down a quiet suburban street at three in the morning.
usually found the next morning as a burnt out shell in the corner of a field.
2 a common practice among skangers after downing several cans of 'dutch gold' or 'linden village'.

'stooorrreeeee. wanna go joyriding down tallaght,bud? '

joyriding by raaassspyyy September 3, 2006

jayrode 

To ride a bike across the road outside of a marked cross-walk or bike path. Similar to jaywalk but on a bike.

Danny: "Just jayrode my bike diagonally across 4 lanes of road."
Eddie:"How did that feel?"
Danny:"Just like getting the high-score in Frogger!"

jayrode by trekgvsu December 18, 2011

jayrody 

Hot, Asian, babe😂. Studious, and loves big African American individuals.

Jayrody just invited three large men of african descent to his house

jayrody by Scannerpoopy September 1, 2023

Joyrider 

Some-one who steals cars then thrashes them about the neighbourhood then burns them

Did you see the joyriders last night driving around the neighbourhood like maniacs they could of killed some-one

Joyrider by Harry69 June 29, 2009

Mexican Joyride 

It's when you go to Toys 'R' Us, buy a fake kid steering wheel, get a hot latino women and make her fuck you while she is steering it on your chest.

Mike: Hey Zach did you go to toys 'R' us last nite and get the "Toy"?

Zach: Yeah, she gave me a mexican JOYRIDE all nite!!

Mexican Joyride by Joe Gimm August 21, 2009

Jam Rag Joyrider 

A person who does not mind, or infact prefers sexual intercourse with a woman who is currently using a 'jam rag' (sanitary towel).

The jam rag may be moved to the side during the act, or a male with a specific fetish might simply abraise their member against the padded liner for one-sided pleasure.

It is un-usual for the female to be aroused during this manoeuvre but not un-heard of.

Johny: Emma's experiencing her time of the month.
Jimmy: Then why are you smiling?
Johny: Because I'm gonna rub my knob against her jam rag tonight!
Jimmy: OMG You're such a Jam Rag Joyrider mate... Jog on!

Jam Rag Joyrider by MrRudewords June 7, 2011