56 definitions by Harry69
When a guy is controlled by his girlfriend and he has to ask his girlfriend for permission to go out with his male friends or she just basically controls him with what he can and can't do
Mike:Can I go out tonight with the boys Lisa"?
Lisa:"As long as you text me every 20 minutes and are home by 930"
Mikes friends:"Haha Mike is so whipped by Lisa you know he has to ask her can he go out tonight with us and if she lets him out he has to be home early dude he's so whipped"
Lisa: "Your late I told you 930 it's 10pm no sex for you tonight or the next 3 months"
Mike:"It's not as if you have sex with me anymore anyway,I'm sorry baby I'll never go out again"
Lisa:"As long as you text me every 20 minutes and are home by 930"
Mikes friends:"Haha Mike is so whipped by Lisa you know he has to ask her can he go out tonight with us and if she lets him out he has to be home early dude he's so whipped"
Lisa: "Your late I told you 930 it's 10pm no sex for you tonight or the next 3 months"
Mike:"It's not as if you have sex with me anymore anyway,I'm sorry baby I'll never go out again"
by Harry69 December 19, 2010
Some one who hates on others particularly because the main reason is they want to be the other that they hate,
Some one who hates for the sake of just hating
Some one jealous of anothers success
Some one who hates for the sake of just hating
Some one jealous of anothers success
Guy 1:"I hate him so much look at him he just thinks he's so cool"
Guy 2:" Man stfu you just hate him because you wishing you was him"
Guy 1: "Grrr I hate them man"
Guy 2:"You just a hater you hate for the sake of hating why you gotta be a hater for?"
Guy 1 :"I hate him man he's the hot wife the cool car the big house good looks and money"
Guy 2: "Don't be a hater man when you really get to know him he is really cool and can probably teach you some tricks"
Haters gotta hate,
I aint no hater
Guy 2:" Man stfu you just hate him because you wishing you was him"
Guy 1: "Grrr I hate them man"
Guy 2:"You just a hater you hate for the sake of hating why you gotta be a hater for?"
Guy 1 :"I hate him man he's the hot wife the cool car the big house good looks and money"
Guy 2: "Don't be a hater man when you really get to know him he is really cool and can probably teach you some tricks"
Haters gotta hate,
I aint no hater
by Harry69 May 22, 2012
A slag skank who comes into a mans life knowing he is married and got kids, she will tempt him with flirty seductions and ask him out for coffee or dinner if the male falls for her fake charm he will go for her and chase after her,She loves the attention and thrill of meeting up and having sex with him behind his wifes back, In the end he will eventually get caught from his wife loose his marriage and his kids and the homewrecker will move onto the next man and the man will be left with nothing therfore he and she are both a homewrecker as they wrecked a happy home
Neighbour 1:"He was so cool I thought he was a decent family man until I found out he was screwing that girl from down the road"
Neighbour "Omg what a little homewrecker"
Neighbour: "Yes him and her both they knew exactly what they where doing was wrong but they continued their affair"
Don't trust that girl she is a homewrecker she likes to get involved with married men
Neighbour "Omg what a little homewrecker"
Neighbour: "Yes him and her both they knew exactly what they where doing was wrong but they continued their affair"
Don't trust that girl she is a homewrecker she likes to get involved with married men
by Harry69 October 24, 2012
Swinger 1:"Hey I'll shag your wife tonight and you shag mine?"
Swinger 2:"Hell yeah sounds good to me I love this swingers lifestyle"
Couple:So your single do you fancy a threesome with us tonight?
Single guy/girl:Oh yes please would love to play with you two
Swinger 2:"Hell yeah sounds good to me I love this swingers lifestyle"
Couple:So your single do you fancy a threesome with us tonight?
Single guy/girl:Oh yes please would love to play with you two
by Harry69 September 27, 2010
Some one who follows a big name sporting team only because that team does so well they have no connection or loyalty to that team nor do they reside or come from that teams local area
Fake fan:"I follow Manchester united"
Guy:"Oh who's your favorite player"?
Fake fan:"Uhm Ronaldo"
Guy :"Ronaldo hasn't played for United for 3 years now you idiot"
Fake fan:"Oh that other guy then Giggs"
Guy :(Thinks to himself) "fake fan" doesn't know nothing about the team he claims to support
Guy:"Oh who's your favorite player"?
Fake fan:"Uhm Ronaldo"
Guy :"Ronaldo hasn't played for United for 3 years now you idiot"
Fake fan:"Oh that other guy then Giggs"
Guy :(Thinks to himself) "fake fan" doesn't know nothing about the team he claims to support
by Harry69 May 30, 2011
Term used to describe a lad in Australia,They are groups of boys aged between 16-25 who wear white baseball caps usually peaked up and walk about like they are untouchable
Person one:"Did you see all the white caps hangin out at the shops today"?
Person 2: "Yeah stupid lads I hate those guys man they walk around with their white hats peaked up and think they're like so hard haha oh please"
Person 2: "Yeah stupid lads I hate those guys man they walk around with their white hats peaked up and think they're like so hard haha oh please"
by Harry69 June 29, 2009
by Harry69 June 29, 2009