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when you are relying on someone to do something for you and they act like they have no idea what you are talking about and give a dumb answer. Particular used when dealing with people who fix things, IT car repairers etc.
1. Q: "hey mate, my latptop isn't working can you tell me whats wrong?" A: "dude, seriously? your guess is as good as mine."

2. Guy#1 "so i rang the mechanic to see how the service on my car was going, he asked me if I had dropped it in and where is my car!"
Guy#2 " dude you have just been juzzied!"
juzzied by juzzified August 5, 2012
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Jozzie is a person who just makes your day no matter what, and can change your attitude in a second to be positive. She is a lil gay but not a homo. Jozzie may be picky, about food and guys, but is really good at making moves. She is extremely cute and anything she does is somehow cute. Jozzie has the COOCH and also wants COOCH, and is constantly striving to obtain the COOCH. Jozzie is the best kind of person to lay in bed and watch netflix with. Often times and E-girl, and likes the grunge era, but still likes new stuff. Jozzie is extremely a meme lord and especially for animals and the N-word. She is a 2000/10
Hey man, me and jozzie have finally exchanged the cooch.
Jozzie by Cassiusdog April 23, 2019
Something a little bit fancy or extra special.
Oh that dress is very jouzzey.

That restaurant is a bit jouzzey.
jouzzey by oxymilo September 24, 2009
A sexy human that attracts the sex to him, causing gyalm to have an orgy. Jozzie is the trickster
Jozzie the handsome human
Jozzie by Michael range November 23, 2021

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026