Jurell, not to be confused with superman's father. The common Jurell is a great friend but can be very picky at times, likes to keep to himself and is a dope fiend.
Guy 1: you smoked all my weed Guy 2: yeah, stop being a Jurell
A young woman, usually a Melanin Goddess that loves to eat, can sing, she also has long curly hair, a great body and is always straight forward. She's fierce, and loves dogs.
Boy 1: have you seen the new girl Juvelle?! I'd love for her to be mine.
Boy 2: yeah dude i've seen her. She's everything a boy could ask for.
AN AMAZING BITCH! Keep her for as long as you can. Jarellys' are beautiful, smart, caring, kind, and determined girls. Jarelly will always be there, on your side. She is extremely smart, and very cute. She may be mean at times, but most like;y she is just upset about something that has happened. Don't let her shyness fool you, once you get to know Jarelly, she is a chill and outgoing person.
Jerell's Law states that any claim made by Jerell is over-exaggerated; thus, upon hearing said claims, one must divide everything he says by two, but if it's really extreme, divide it by three.
Jerell: Duuuude, I got my nollie laser flips on lock; I can do them 9 out of 10 times!
Alex: Jerell's Law? I'm pretty sure that means you can do it only three times out of ten.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*