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Joshsplain

To add or cause confusion. To complicate or make more difficult.
Everything seemed easy until he joshsplained it to me. I thought I understood how to move forward but then there was that joshsplaining that just added confusion.
by NYNY July 23, 2019
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Johnsplaining

When a non sex worker tries to tell a sex worker what sex work is about.
Mother fucker was johnsplaining the exploitation of porn actors to me!
by Tommy Pistol December 14, 2021
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Jocsplaining

When somebody acts like they are smarter than everyone on the planet and proceeds to explain/elaborate simple topics using unnecessarily big words, that of which no one asked for an explanation of to begin with.

People who Jocsplain also have a tendancy of:

-backseat gaming
-watching podcasts
-acting like the wolf of wall street with a $200 robinhood portfolio.
Person: "John you have a small dick."

Jocsplainer: "Well actually the genetics of my ancestors combined with the percentage of testosterone present in my blood cells prove that my penis is larger than the average man."

Person: "Bro you're jocsplaining so hard right now."

Everyone else to the jocsplainer: "Shut the fuck up."
by I Rek M9s December 14, 2022
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Joysplained

When someone goes into probably way more detail than strictly necessary because they are excited and happy.

Like mansplaining except the source is pure joy in a topic rather than condescension.
Man they are so into Star Wars; they full on joysplained to me how the Force doesnt affect Toydarians.
by carpe_cerevisi January 30, 2021
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Jocksplaining

Speaking slowly, clearly, using words of one syllable or less, trying very hard not to convey the impression that you think the person you are addressing is an utter moron.

Most commonly used to describe a native Scot addressing an English tourist. Or any tourist, really, especially during the Edinburgh Festival.
"No, foolish English tourist. It is not yet haggis hunting season" "Don't you do that'Jocksplaining' thing to me, you Scotch git*
by I belong to Muchty May 29, 2022
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joshspanglered

Lowest of the low. The worst possible lowest form of meaningless wickedly evil and cruel treatment of another person. To suffer great sadness and pain. To get fucked over by the lowest of the low.
Don’t get involved with him shannon you will end up joshspanglered. You won’t recover from that. It will destroy you.
by Oracle Jones July 21, 2022
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