Joshsplain 

To add or cause confusion. To complicate or make more difficult.

Everything seemed easy until he joshsplained it to me. I thought I understood how to move forward but then there was that joshsplaining that just added confusion.

Joshsplain by NYNY July 23, 2019

Johnsplaining 

When a non sex worker tries to tell a sex worker what sex work is about.

Mother fucker was johnsplaining the exploitation of porn actors to me!

Johnsplaining by Tommy Pistol December 14, 2021

Jocsplaining 

When somebody acts like they are smarter than everyone on the planet and proceeds to explain/elaborate simple topics using unnecessarily big words, that of which no one asked for an explanation of to begin with.

People who Jocsplain also have a tendancy of:

-backseat gaming
-watching podcasts
-acting like the wolf of wall street with a $200 robinhood portfolio.

Person: "John you have a small dick."

Jocsplainer: "Well actually the genetics of my ancestors combined with the percentage of testosterone present in my blood cells prove that my penis is larger than the average man."

Person: "Bro you're jocsplaining so hard right now."

Everyone else to the jocsplainer: "Shut the fuck up."

Jocsplaining by I Rek M9s December 14, 2022

Joshplaining

Joshplaining /dʒɒʃ-pleɪ-nɪŋ/
verb (used as a gerund or present participle)

Definition:
The act of a person named Josh providing unsolicited, overly detailed, and often exasperated tactical advice, rules commentary, or backseat driving during a multiplayer gaming session.

This phenomenon typically occurs when Josh's frustration levels boil over while playing with a specific trio of individuals—usually named Alex, Aaron, and Matt—who are either completely ignoring his strategy or causing chaotic in-game disasters.

"We would have won that round of Search and Destroy if Aaron didn't trigger a three-minute episode of Joshplaining."

"Alex muted his mic because Josh started Joshplaining the meta mechanics of a game they’ve all been playing for five years."

"Matt threw a flashbang at his own feet, and you could hear the Joshplaining start from a mile away."

Joshplaining by Bottles1776 June 17, 2026

Joysplained 

When someone goes into probably way more detail than strictly necessary because they are excited and happy.

Like mansplaining except the source is pure joy in a topic rather than condescension.

Man they are so into Star Wars; they full on joysplained to me how the Force doesnt affect Toydarians.

Joysplained by carpe_cerevisi January 30, 2021

Jocksplaining 

Speaking slowly, clearly, using words of one syllable or less, trying very hard not to convey the impression that you think the person you are addressing is an utter moron.

Most commonly used to describe a native Scot addressing an English tourist. Or any tourist, really, especially during the Edinburgh Festival.

"No, foolish English tourist. It is not yet haggis hunting season" "Don't you do that'Jocksplaining' thing to me, you Scotch git*

Jocksplaining by I belong to Muchty May 29, 2022

joshspanglered 

Lowest of the low. The worst possible lowest form of meaningless wickedly evil and cruel treatment of another person. To suffer great sadness and pain. To get fucked over by the lowest of the low.

Don’t get involved with him shannon you will end up joshspanglered. You won’t recover from that. It will destroy you.

joshspanglered by Oracle Jones July 21, 2022