Joshsplain
Everything seemed easy until he joshsplained it to me. I thought I understood how to move forward but then there was that joshsplaining that just added confusion.
Joshsplain by NYNY July 23, 2019
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Johnsplaining
Johnsplaining by Tommy Pistol December 14, 2021
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Jocsplaining
When somebody acts like they are smarter than everyone on the planet and proceeds to explain/elaborate simple topics using unnecessarily big words, that of which no one asked for an explanation of to begin with.
People who Jocsplain also have a tendancy of:
-backseat gaming
-watching podcasts
-acting like the wolf of wall street with a $200 robinhood portfolio.
People who Jocsplain also have a tendancy of:
-backseat gaming
-watching podcasts
-acting like the wolf of wall street with a $200 robinhood portfolio.
Person: "John you have a small dick."
Jocsplainer: "Well actually the genetics of my ancestors combined with the percentage of testosterone present in my blood cells prove that my penis is larger than the average man."
Person: "Bro you're jocsplaining so hard right now."
Everyone else to the jocsplainer: "Shut the fuck up."
Jocsplainer: "Well actually the genetics of my ancestors combined with the percentage of testosterone present in my blood cells prove that my penis is larger than the average man."
Person: "Bro you're jocsplaining so hard right now."
Everyone else to the jocsplainer: "Shut the fuck up."
Jocsplaining by I Rek M9s December 14, 2022
Joshplaining
Joshplaining /dʒɒʃ-pleɪ-nɪŋ/
verb (used as a gerund or present participle)
Definition:
The act of a person named Josh providing unsolicited, overly detailed, and often exasperated tactical advice, rules commentary, or backseat driving during a multiplayer gaming session.
This phenomenon typically occurs when Josh's frustration levels boil over while playing with a specific trio of individuals—usually named Alex, Aaron, and Matt—who are either completely ignoring his strategy or causing chaotic in-game disasters.
verb (used as a gerund or present participle)
Definition:
The act of a person named Josh providing unsolicited, overly detailed, and often exasperated tactical advice, rules commentary, or backseat driving during a multiplayer gaming session.
This phenomenon typically occurs when Josh's frustration levels boil over while playing with a specific trio of individuals—usually named Alex, Aaron, and Matt—who are either completely ignoring his strategy or causing chaotic in-game disasters.
"We would have won that round of Search and Destroy if Aaron didn't trigger a three-minute episode of Joshplaining."
"Alex muted his mic because Josh started Joshplaining the meta mechanics of a game they’ve all been playing for five years."
"Matt threw a flashbang at his own feet, and you could hear the Joshplaining start from a mile away."
"Alex muted his mic because Josh started Joshplaining the meta mechanics of a game they’ve all been playing for five years."
"Matt threw a flashbang at his own feet, and you could hear the Joshplaining start from a mile away."
Joshplaining by Bottles1776 June 17, 2026
Joysplained
When someone goes into probably way more detail than strictly necessary because they are excited and happy.
Like mansplaining except the source is pure joy in a topic rather than condescension.
Like mansplaining except the source is pure joy in a topic rather than condescension.
Man they are so into Star Wars; they full on joysplained to me how the Force doesnt affect Toydarians.
Joysplained by carpe_cerevisi January 30, 2021
Jocksplaining
Speaking slowly, clearly, using words of one syllable or less, trying very hard not to convey the impression that you think the person you are addressing is an utter moron.
Most commonly used to describe a native Scot addressing an English tourist. Or any tourist, really, especially during the Edinburgh Festival.
Most commonly used to describe a native Scot addressing an English tourist. Or any tourist, really, especially during the Edinburgh Festival.
"No, foolish English tourist. It is not yet haggis hunting season" "Don't you do that'Jocksplaining' thing to me, you Scotch git*
Jocksplaining by I belong to Muchty May 29, 2022
joshspanglered
Lowest of the low. The worst possible lowest form of meaningless wickedly evil and cruel treatment of another person. To suffer great sadness and pain. To get fucked over by the lowest of the low.
Don’t get involved with him shannon you will end up joshspanglered. You won’t recover from that. It will destroy you.
joshspanglered by Oracle Jones July 21, 2022
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!