Everything seemed easy until he joshsplained it to me. I thought I understood how to move forward but then there was that joshsplaining that just added confusion.
When somebody acts like they are smarter than everyone on the planet and proceeds to explain/elaborate simple topics using unnecessarily big words, that of which no one asked for an explanation of to begin with.
People who Jocsplain also have a tendancy of:
-backseat gaming -watching podcasts
-acting like the wolf of wall street with a $200 robinhood portfolio.
Person: "John you have a small dick."
Jocsplainer: "Well actually the genetics of my ancestors combined with the percentage of testosterone present in my blood cells prove that my penis is larger than the average man."
Person: "Bro you're jocsplaining so hard right now."
Everyone else to the jocsplainer: "Shut the fuck up."
Joshplaining /dʒɒʃ-pleɪ-nɪŋ/
verb (used as a gerund or present participle)
Definition:
The act of a person named Josh providing unsolicited, overly detailed, and often exasperated tactical advice, rules commentary, or backseat driving during a multiplayer gaming session.
This phenomenon typically occurs when Josh's frustration levels boil over while playing with a specific trio of individuals—usually named Alex, Aaron, and Matt—who are either completely ignoring his strategy or causing chaotic in-game disasters.
"We would have won that round of Search and Destroy if Aaron didn't trigger a three-minute episode of Joshplaining."
"Alex muted his mic because Josh started Joshplaining the meta mechanics of a game they’ve all been playing for five years."
"Matt threw a flashbang at his own feet, and you could hear the Joshplaining start from a mile away."
Speaking slowly, clearly, using words of one syllable or less, trying very hard not to convey the impression that you think the person you are addressing is an utter moron.
Most commonly used to describe a native Scot addressing an English tourist. Or any tourist, really, especially during the Edinburgh Festival.
"No, foolish Englishtourist. It is not yet haggis hunting season" "Don't you do that'Jocksplaining' thing to me, you Scotch git*
Lowest of the low. The worst possible lowest form of meaningless wickedly evil and cruel treatment of another person. To suffer great sadness and pain. To get fucked over by the lowest of the low.
Don’t get involved with him shannon you will end up joshspanglered. You won’t recover from that. It will destroy you.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.