Everything seemed easy until he joshsplained it to me. I thought I understood how to move forward but then there was that joshsplaining that just added confusion.
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When somebody acts like they are smarter than everyone on the planet and proceeds to explain/elaborate simple topics using unnecessarily big words, that of which no one asked for an explanation of to begin with.
People who Jocsplain also have a tendancy of:
-backseat gaming
-watching podcasts
-acting like the wolf of wall street with a $200 robinhood portfolio.
People who Jocsplain also have a tendancy of:
-backseat gaming
-watching podcasts
-acting like the wolf of wall street with a $200 robinhood portfolio.
Person: "John you have a small dick."
Jocsplainer: "Well actually the genetics of my ancestors combined with the percentage of testosterone present in my blood cells prove that my penis is larger than the average man."
Person: "Bro you're jocsplaining so hard right now."
Everyone else to the jocsplainer: "Shut the fuck up."
Jocsplainer: "Well actually the genetics of my ancestors combined with the percentage of testosterone present in my blood cells prove that my penis is larger than the average man."
Person: "Bro you're jocsplaining so hard right now."
Everyone else to the jocsplainer: "Shut the fuck up."
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Like mansplaining except the source is pure joy in a topic rather than condescension.
Like mansplaining except the source is pure joy in a topic rather than condescension.
Man they are so into Star Wars; they full on joysplained to me how the Force doesnt affect Toydarians.
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Most commonly used to describe a native Scot addressing an English tourist. Or any tourist, really, especially during the Edinburgh Festival.
Most commonly used to describe a native Scot addressing an English tourist. Or any tourist, really, especially during the Edinburgh Festival.
"No, foolish English tourist. It is not yet haggis hunting season" "Don't you do that'Jocksplaining' thing to me, you Scotch git*
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Don’t get involved with him shannon you will end up joshspanglered. You won’t recover from that. It will destroy you.
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