Joshplaining

Joshplaining /dʒɒʃ-pleɪ-nɪŋ/
verb (used as a gerund or present participle)

Definition:
The act of a person named Josh providing unsolicited, overly detailed, and often exasperated tactical advice, rules commentary, or backseat driving during a multiplayer gaming session.

This phenomenon typically occurs when Josh's frustration levels boil over while playing with a specific trio of individuals—usually named Alex, Aaron, and Matt—who are either completely ignoring his strategy or causing chaotic in-game disasters.

"We would have won that round of Search and Destroy if Aaron didn't trigger a three-minute episode of Joshplaining."

"Alex muted his mic because Josh started Joshplaining the meta mechanics of a game they’ve all been playing for five years."

"Matt threw a flashbang at his own feet, and you could hear the Joshplaining start from a mile away."

Joshplaining by Bottles1776 June 17, 2026

Jocsplaining 

When somebody acts like they are smarter than everyone on the planet and proceeds to explain/elaborate simple topics using unnecessarily big words, that of which no one asked for an explanation of to begin with.

People who Jocsplain also have a tendancy of:

-backseat gaming
-watching podcasts
-acting like the wolf of wall street with a $200 robinhood portfolio.

Person: "John you have a small dick."

Jocsplainer: "Well actually the genetics of my ancestors combined with the percentage of testosterone present in my blood cells prove that my penis is larger than the average man."

Person: "Bro you're jocsplaining so hard right now."

Everyone else to the jocsplainer: "Shut the fuck up."

Jocsplaining by I Rek M9s December 14, 2022