Jocsplaining 

When somebody acts like they are smarter than everyone on the planet and proceeds to explain/elaborate simple topics using unnecessarily big words, that of which no one asked for an explanation of to begin with.

People who Jocsplain also have a tendancy of:

-backseat gaming
-watching podcasts
-acting like the wolf of wall street with a $200 robinhood portfolio.

Person: "John you have a small dick."

Jocsplainer: "Well actually the genetics of my ancestors combined with the percentage of testosterone present in my blood cells prove that my penis is larger than the average man."

Person: "Bro you're jocsplaining so hard right now."

Everyone else to the jocsplainer: "Shut the fuck up."

Jocsplaining by I Rek M9s December 14, 2022

Jensplaining

When your wife has to explain basic morals and empathy to her husband that runs a country and 100% of the time the husband is the kind of man that makes up his own nickname and shits himself at a Engadine McDonald's

Stop Jensplaining it to me, I told you I didn't rape her I just held her down for the young staffer to rape, we have to leave in 5 minutes so will talk about it when we get back from hillsong, we will have more time for me to comprehend how to do empathy, just write what I should say Jen

Jensplaining by Fuck Scotty from marketing February 16, 2021

Jacksplaining

jacksplaining
Explaining something you know nothing about.

Attempting to explain Jack-shit!

John was jacksplaining to Dylan how PMS feels.
John doesn’t know jack-shit about how PMS feels.

Jacksplaining by LKingmanL June 6, 2018

Johnsplaining 

When a non sex worker tries to tell a sex worker what sex work is about.

Mother fucker was johnsplaining the exploitation of porn actors to me!

Johnsplaining by Tommy Pistol December 14, 2021

Jewsplaining 

Jews telling non-jews what they should think or feel about themselves (and other gentiles), their faith, their community, and their role in society.

This guy at the deli was popping off about how jews got ahead in the US more than the other 99% of Americans. When I told him to stop jewsplaining, he pulled out his phone, started recording and threatened to turn me into the Anti-Defamation League.

Jewsplaining by BlueCollarLaboringMan August 19, 2022

Jatsplaining 

The explanation of something related to Sikhism by a Jat Sikh, typically to a Non-Jat Sikh, or to a rational moderate Jat Sikh, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

Khalistanis Jats in Canada are often seen Jatsplaining Sikhism to the peaceloving true Khatri & Dalit Sikhs

Jatsplaining by True_Sikh November 29, 2021

Jocksplaining 

Speaking slowly, clearly, using words of one syllable or less, trying very hard not to convey the impression that you think the person you are addressing is an utter moron.

Most commonly used to describe a native Scot addressing an English tourist. Or any tourist, really, especially during the Edinburgh Festival.

"No, foolish English tourist. It is not yet haggis hunting season" "Don't you do that'Jocksplaining' thing to me, you Scotch git*

Jocksplaining by I belong to Muchty May 29, 2022