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Josh/dad 

Josh the guy that went to go get smokes drops you off at your moms and leaves for 5 years comes back bc he “ missed you” calls you something mean ( FAT) you believe him so you try to change yourself bc you want to be loved my your dad so you do something like (stop eating snacks) then you get taken away by your mom (thank you mom ) and only see him for one summer month.
Josh/dad
You - my dad left
Me- sounds like josh
Josh/dad by Bruh666999 January 19, 2020
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Josh's Dad 

A Highly Skilled Van Driver. Also The Owner Of A Fake Ice Cream Truck
Josh's Dad by BEN BEN BEN July 24, 2015

josh's dad 

person1 , "Im going to go get milk"
person2 , "Ok, just don't be a josh's dad"
josh's dad by Have you seen my dad ? November 12, 2019

josh jones dad 

He’s not here but I am
Hey where is josh jones dad?
At the milk isle.
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Josh the fat Walmart dad 

He's a fat bitch and he looks like that fat dad at wammart
Hey look it's josh the FAT Walmart dad

Daddy josh 

A person who wants to be a dad like figure but never reaches the opportunity to be one as he has never experienced one of his own
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Daddy josh by Jaqpe March 23, 2022
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