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Joselvis 

A smart and resilient man who always looks good and has a large penis and 5 baby mommas
Joselvis is an amazing guy
Joselvis by smelly , crusty January 30, 2020
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Joseluis 

The definition of the word joseluis is to be caring,kind,smart person in Greek times.This word also could mean that the person is born in a family with lots of problems or something along those lines and the person with the name is keeping his or her spirit up.
You can be called a Joseluis, if you are dealing with intense problems.
Joseluis by Zakmarle January 19, 2020

JoseLuis 

1. The most caring guy you’ll ever meet
2. Your tall best friend
3. The guy who’s your hot best friend
1. Have you met JoseLuis? He’s so sweet!
2. JoseLuis is so tall, he gives the best hugs
3. If only me and JoseLuis would just start dating already!
JoseLuis by Whocareschico September 27, 2018
A nice guy that is very loving and he is funny and will treat you well, he is also very helpfull
Joelvis can you help yeah
Joelvis by MMGGG!@# October 29, 2021
The person who watches anime porn and is very attracted to guys and thinks he got a big penis but in reality a joelvis has a 0.01 mm pp.
A joelvis watches hentai
Joelvis by Pppppppppp009 April 15, 2019

Joseluis 

Joseluis is a WONDERFUL Person when it comes to help.He got your back and those that he trust.He loves to eat and most of them HATE school.Me Paola had to write this bc it said no word search for bla bla bla sol DONT ASK HOW I DID IT♠
JOSELUIS DONT FUCK WITH FAKE THOTS
Joseluis by CurlyheadMonty April 11, 2018
The dude that pulls all girls he has lot of confidence. He is usually tall and athletic and he is a ladies man he usually have a bunch of friends and keeps everything to himself
Oh shit it’s Joelvis he gonna flirt with every girl
Joelvis by Iriwhsbd November 22, 2021
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