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The person who watches anime porn and is very attracted to guys and thinks he got a big penis but in reality a joelvis has a 0.01 mm pp.
A joelvis watches hentai
Joelvis by Pppppppppp009 April 15, 2019
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The dude that pulls all girls he has lot of confidence. He is usually tall and athletic and he is a ladies man he usually have a bunch of friends and keeps everything to himself
Oh shit it’s Joelvis he gonna flirt with every girl
Joelvis by Iriwhsbd November 22, 2021
Great guy that most of them surfer ADHD bipolar disorder funny guy with an amazing personality great in bed but no for long his there for a good time not a long time
Joelvis will always be there when needed and is always bored never has nothing to do
Joelvis by anonymous November 22, 2021

joelissa 

The girl everyone wants. Kind hearted & She the prettiest baddest bitch out there! She's will make you the happiest ever and treat you how you should be if you truly mean something to her. Don't get it twisted with a joelissa she is very fierce as well. Bring her to your parents they will fall in love with her. She is very smart and Carrys herself well. Everyone's dream girl. If you have a joelissa in your life your one lucky person. Oh and did I mention she has a great sense of humor and great body! Like Beyoncé says put a ring on it!
You're dating joelissa? You're one lucky motherfucker
joelissa by Girl2344 June 28, 2017
People named Joelisa are so beautiful. They are funny and amazing people. You would be lucky to find a Joelisa. They know how to make your day and make you laugh.
Joelisa made my day even when she didn´t know I was going through something
Joelisa by Hello Joelisa October 27, 2020
A funny and caring human being. She is adventurous and loves animals, an explorer at heart and knows what she wants. Anyone that meets a Joelis will experience joy from knowing her. If you fall in love with a Joelis, don't break her heart because she will have no problem letting you go.
O my god!!! That's Joelis, she's so pretty.
Joelis by yollyblue November 20, 2018
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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