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Jose B Mackin 

A mexican teen who knos how to get at girls alot of girls and fast.
Jose B mackin Lovelies all over the world, especially white girls.

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu,Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Are <Soho By Sparta> The Youngest Of B.A.C.<H>.L.U.T.

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu,Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Are <Soho By Sparta> The Youngest Of B.A.C.<H>.L.U.T.
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu,Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Are <Soho By Sparta> The Youngest Of B.A.C.<H>.L.U.T.

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu,Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is The Youngest Of B.A.C.<H>.L.U.T. 

I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu,Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is The Youngest Of B.A.C.<H>.L.U.T.
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu,Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is The Youngest Of B.A.C.<H>.L.U.T.

San Jose Blonde 

noun - Asian girl, typically with naturally long black hair that has been chemically altered with bleach or hydrogen peroxide. Normally found in San Jose, CA. Associated closely to the natural blonde and gold digger. Drawn to locations where guys have luxury cars.
Dude, did you see that San Jose blonde jocking my ride.
San Jose Blonde by shortcut3d October 1, 2008

Jose Bautista 

No words that can possibly describe this super duper damn awesome motherfucking best player ever that is currently playing for the Toronto Blue Jays. He hit 54 homers in 2010 to blow everyone up. Every time he's up at the plate, something is gonna happen, either good or bad. He hit motherfucking 31 homers before the All-Star break to break the Blue Jays record in the category and he also has drew over 7.4 million votes by the fans to the All-Star game which is the fucking most ever by one player by a lot of margin. This kid is just gonna get better. Watch him take the MVP :)
Jose Bautista just hit another homer for the Blue Jays.
Jose Bautista by BAUTISTA#19 July 13, 2011

jose briseno

I have a Jose Briseno
jose briseno by John simims February 16, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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