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Look at the size of that Josdal
Thats a realy large penis, he is tottaly a Josdal
Josdal by andale96 November 27, 2012
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Jossalin 

Jossalin's are very talented,playful, always wanting to help anyone out, smart, comical one of the best people in the world ,happy about life.BEAUTIFUL, but also stubborn as all
I love having a Jossalin around!
Jossalin by bubblegirl February 3, 2010
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(Check this out... There’s only one Jondall that you know and Yea I made this.)
Jondall is a very quiet and emotionless person when you first meet him. If you ever see him and that award-winning smile, you’ll probably smile back just because you were caught into his gaze. He’s very charming due to his darkskin persona and 2 dimples. His eyes are brown but they sparkle in the light...
“Hey have you seen Jondall today?”
“No, but that’s surprising because you can spot that smile from a mile away.”
Beautiful woman with a big heart. Is fascinated with sharp objects. Comedian. Extremely smart and wise . Very strong in every way . Most likely to get away with murder .
Josalyn is a beautiful name for a beautiful woman.
josalyn by Lauren Lee December 21, 2016
Josalyn is a beautiful girl with a kind heart. She’ll do anything for her friends and will love you forever
Damn, she must be a Josalyn
Josalyn by Hlp_dancer January 22, 2018

Josalynn 

Kind-hearted, beautiful, loving, country girl who is down to earth, wears her heart on her sleeve, even on her days she will bring a smile to your face, just as beautiful in a tshirt and sweats as she is all gussied up
I want me a Josalynn, she's the one who will be forever faithful
Josalynn by intheknowyaknow February 3, 2010
The most amazing, beautiful person in the world. Nobody can compare to how wonderful or sexy or smart or strong this person is.
Noun:

Jossalyn is so sexy

Adj.:

You look so Jossalyn today
jossalyn by jossjossxoxo May 30, 2011
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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