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Jorvis

A demon that watches you whilst sleeping
Get that jorvis out of my head
by SimplyPerk September 1, 2020
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Jarvis

To ‘jarvis’ something is a term commonly used amongst medical professionals when a colleague causes a patient to let blood unnecessarily during a routine procedure.

By extension ‘jarvis’ can also mean to screw up something simple.
Dammit Franklin, if you jarvis one more IV I swear to God...

David really jarvised the Christmas Tree when he put the star on the wrong way up.
by RTDB September 4, 2018
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Jam Jackin Jervis

Jam Jackin Jervis is a well known figure in the GTA in Canada. JJJ is well known for stealing almost anything, from car tires to laptops. Jam Jackin Jervis loves to also steal things from partys. Eventually the phrase "Jam Jacked" has transpired into a phrase said by those who have had somthing stolen from them.
*Child enters his hallway at school and see's his locker has been cut*
Student 1 "Looks like Jam Jackin Jervis has been here!"
Student 2 "Ahhhhh, I've been Jam Jacked!"
by Jervis69 September 9, 2009
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Retarded Jarvis

When, while playing the Friday the 13th video game, a woefully under-skilled and pathetically useless player comes back as Tommy Jarvis.
“Oh great... we have a retarded Jarvis.”
by Levaphed February 9, 2019
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Jarvis Cocker

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".
Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."
by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006
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Faze Jarvis

My relationship is over, he pulled a Faze Jarvis!

Why do niggas Faze Jarvis, even when they got a bad bitch on their team?
by TayAHOE November 6, 2019
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Joey Jordison

lead drummer for slipknot and guitarist for murderdolls. played guitar first. he is a sic drummer
fraze: dude that guy is short.
dan: you know who that is . thats Joey Jordison
by Alex Frazier August 30, 2005
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