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no jorris 

It means 'close' or 'almost'
Similar to "close but no cigar"
I was about to win but no jorris
no jorris by Rickie L June 26, 2021
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No Jorris 

a remark made after an attempt to do something resulted in failure.
Joe: *dies in Fortnite*
Jack: you nearly killed them! But No Jorris I guess!
No Jorris by coolgamerjoe June 29, 2021

No Jorris 

When you come close to doing something but it doesn’t quite come off.
Ooo that was close but No Jorris!

Macob Jorris 

The sexiest person to ever walk the earth. Makes girls panties fall off when they see him.
Becky: oh mah gawd did you see that sexy beast walking around scool?
Donna: Damn. That must be a Macob Jorris
Bob: “Hey Becky, ur panties just fell down”
Donna: yup, that’s surely him
An amazing Frisian boy, that is talented in every way. He is a loving en protective boy. He will never leave you alone. If you tread him the right way.
That boy, Jorrit, is the most perfect name ever in history
Jorrit by Handeling69 April 18, 2020

Joey Jordison 

lead drummer for slipknot and guitarist for murderdolls. played guitar first. he is a sic drummer
fraze: dude that guy is short.
dan: you know who that is . thats Joey Jordison
Joey Jordison by Alex Frazier August 30, 2005