johrissa 

Johrissa is the most beautiful girl you will meet. She is smart and will help you with anything if you ask for it. She has a GORGEOUS smile and is an AMAZING conversationist, she can keep talking for hours and you won't get bored she has VERY beautiful hair and Hazel-nut coloured eyes

Guy1: where were you, you were gone for hours !?!
Guy2: gone with this new girl Johrissa she was helping me study for mid-terms. She is really smart

johrissa by Jimmy Jake Jr. May 3, 2018

johrissa 

a weirdo. she fangirls over fictional men and student teachers playing basketball. SHE TRIED MARRYING ME ONCE but i’m too cool and divorced her. she is sped and she is also a simp. her bed time is at 10:30 and never sleeps on time bc she’s a very uncool child. if you speak to johrissa make sure to always steal her food she appreciates it <3

omg is that johrissa??? let’s go steal her food and remind her that her bedtime is at 10:30

johrissa by tj hatefan club March 22, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016