johrissa

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Johrissa is the most beautiful girl you will meet. She is smart and will help you with anything if you ask for it. She has a GORGEOUS smile and is an AMAZING conversationist, she can keep talking for hours and you won't get bored she has VERY beautiful hair and Hazel-nut coloured eyes

Guy1: where were you, you were gone for hours !?!
Guy2: gone with this new girl Johrissa she was helping me study for mid-terms. She is really smart

johrissa by Jimmy Jake Jr. May 3, 2018

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johrissa

a weirdo. she fangirls over fictional men and student teachers playing basketball. SHE TRIED MARRYING ME ONCE but i’m too cool and divorced her. she is sped and she is also a simp. her bed time is at 10:30 and never sleeps on time bc she’s a very uncool child. if you speak to johrissa make sure to always steal her food she appreciates it <3

omg is that johrissa??? let’s go steal her food and remind her that her bedtime is at 10:30

johrissa by tj hatefan club March 22, 2022

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johrissa

Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

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