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Johrissa is the most beautiful girl you will meet. She is smart and will help you with anything if you ask for it. She has a GORGEOUS smile and is an AMAZING conversationist, she can keep talking for hours and you won't get bored she has VERY beautiful hair and Hazel-nut coloured eyes

Guy1: where were you, you were gone for hours !?!
Guy2: gone with this new girl Johrissa she was helping me study for mid-terms. She is really smart

johrissa by Jimmy Jake Jr. May 3, 2018

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johrissa

a weirdo. she fangirls over fictional men and student teachers playing basketball. SHE TRIED MARRYING ME ONCE but i’m too cool and divorced her. she is sped and she is also a simp. her bed time is at 10:30 and never sleeps on time bc she’s a very uncool child. if you speak to johrissa make sure to always steal her food she appreciates it <3

omg is that johrissa??? let’s go steal her food and remind her that her bedtime is at 10:30

johrissa by tj hatefan club March 22, 2022

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