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A nickname for a Taylor Swift fan named Jordan.
“Hey did you know Jordan is a Jordini?”
“Jordini is going to ANOTHER T Swift concert tonight.”
Jordini by TheCubedFellow November 14, 2022
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Jordanian Jockstrap 

To use people or to borrow money. Credit. Lend.Venture. Not Profitable. To receive. Never get back. Lend. Borrow. Dead beat. skip. payments. loan.
We loaned $12,000 to that un greatful hump, and never got paid back. What a Jordanian Jockstrap asshole! Or; That Jordanian Jockstrap promised to pay for half the meal, but bailed and left us with the check to pay. What a Jordanian jockstrap piece of crap.

Michael Jordanism 

The following of the great Michael Jordan who led the Bulls to six NBA Championships in the 1990's.
Screw my former religion. I'm converting to Michael Jordanism. At least we know he's real.
The most beautiful girl anyones seen. She's very sweet when she wants to be.. Also very quiet unless she can trust you. Alot of people might judge her which is why she's so reserved. There may be many rumors about her but never believe them. She acts like she's on crack when she's with her friends. She's very loyal to the few friends she has. All the boys have crushes on her. even the girls. (; Jordins dont get around which puts them above alot of other girls. She doesn't need the attention from being a hoe. Jordins are usually very nice and funny. people idolize girls named Jordin cause of their extreme beauty and poise.
1 "You know that girl Jordin?"
2 "Yah, i heard shes a huuge hoe"
1 "dude, no way she's perfect"
Jordin by Paradiise<3 August 23, 2011

Jordin Tootoo 

A Canadian born professional ice hockey player. #22 for the Nashville Predators of the National Hockey League. Jordin is the first NHL player of Inuit descent. He is known for fighting and hitting hard.
Jordin Tootoo is fan favorite in Nashville.
Jordin Tootoo by may12 April 30, 2009
A girl who is beautiful in her own way. A way no on really can understand. She is stronger than she looks and can kill you with a glare from her big brown eyes.
She is sexy, and is very sensual. Other girls see this as a threat. She never turns down a party and will always be open-minded. She is the best possible girlfriend, she loves like no other but she does tend to get bored. You'll fall quick like you've been hooked by a siren and you'll never want another women the same way.
Jordin is amazing, I really want to see her again. Can't wait to tell my parents about her.
Jordin by Dasher1369 August 3, 2018

Jordin Sparks

A former American Idol winner and teen pop princess with an outrageously full and rotund backside.
"That Jordin Sparks girl can SANG, and damn! Where did she get all that booty at? Her ass is huge!"
Jordin Sparks by wx18 December 27, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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