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Jordanny 

Name given to a typical Dominican boy. Swears he's Speedy Gonzalez, but knows damn well he can never beat Usain Bolt's son (Chevaughn Bolt) in a race. Is apparently dating Jenna, but doesn't know it. Swears he has hoes, but his "hoes" are unaware of the fact that they are his hoes. Looks like a rat.
Person: Jordanny is a fucking whore.

Jen: No he's not.
Jordanny by TJVan February 2, 2017
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The most gorgeous woman known to man kind all over the world. She's smart funny athletic and gorgeous but doesn't know it she is interested in many different things she's one of the most caring amazing person you will ever meet in your life time and if she accepts you as her friend consider yourself lucky. She knows her self worth and will not settle for any less.
Did you see jordanne omg!

Jordanna 

The most flawless, perfect girl you will ever meet.
Oh I want to be just like Jordanna.
Jordanna by HarryStyles69 October 7, 2012
A woman who has a passion for life. Her unconditional love for life and others is as unique as her name. She is beautiful, caring and is always there for her friends. Someone you can trust and depend on. Loves to sing, dance, laugh and enjoy everything life has to offer. Loves to travel and experience the world. Passionate for helping others in need. A great role model for others.
The greatest friend you can have is Jordann!
Jordann by CS100 February 3, 2010
(adjective) used to describe something with loads of gorgeousness
(noun)
The most beautiful and flawless woman known to Dayton Ohio, or perhaps even mankind.
"Wow did you see that Bugatti Veyron?"
"why yes i did, it was totally jordanne"

"I saw the most jordanne picture yesterday"

"When I saw Jordanne i fell to my knees"
jordanne by zackattack1919 October 18, 2008

Jordanna 

Is a Bad bitch is very funny and mean sometimes will smack a bitch any day and not scared of nobody Beautiful ass bitch and Caring sometimes
Jordanna whoop her ass
Jordanna by Bad bitchh19 February 22, 2019
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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Slop Grenade

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Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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