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Jordanlyn 

A really attractive girl that will blow up your cell phone but have no intention of dating you.
Guy 1: "You still talking to that girl?"
Guy 2: "Yea, but she's just a Jordanlyn."
Jordanlyn by inorite1977 February 5, 2010
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Jordanian Jockstrap 

To use people or to borrow money. Credit. Lend.Venture. Not Profitable. To receive. Never get back. Lend. Borrow. Dead beat. skip. payments. loan.
We loaned $12,000 to that un greatful hump, and never got paid back. What a Jordanian Jockstrap asshole! Or; That Jordanian Jockstrap promised to pay for half the meal, but bailed and left us with the check to pay. What a Jordanian jockstrap piece of crap.

JordansNut 

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JordansNut by yeetwitha🤠🤠 September 16, 2018

Jordananese

A Language Understood By Only Those Named Jordan
Jordan: "Hey, Where Did (Insert Name) Go?"
Random: "Blah Blah Blah End The Movie."
Jordan: "Wait, No I Wont End It...Wait, What? Oh Okay Nevermind."
Random: "....What?"
Jordan: Oh, No Nothing, I Was Talking To Jordan. We We're Speaking Jordananese, You Wouldn't Understand."
"....Okay...?" *Awkward Silence*
Jordan: Aflackkk!!
Jordananese by PiNK JoRDaNs July 8, 2011
A woman who has a passion for life. Her unconditional love for life and others is as unique as her name. She is beautiful, caring and is always there for her friends. Someone you can trust and depend on. Loves to sing, dance, laugh and enjoy everything life has to offer. Loves to travel and experience the world. Passionate for helping others in need. A great role model for others.
The greatest friend you can have is Jordann!
Jordann by CS100 February 3, 2010

jordanian 

1. the best male sex partner in ones sexual history.
Sex with my boyfriend is the best i have ever had, he is a total Jordanian.
jordanian by Micheal Meyers. September 5, 2009

Jordaning 

The act of disputing a moot point and/or abandoning previous viewpoints to maintain a false bravado of correctivity, while being from the virgin islands.
After I knew I was wrong, instead of admitting defeat, I started Jordaning to avoid the humiliation of looking dumb.

That is not what a real kracken looks like.

I love Lebron James, he is much better than Dwight Howard ever will be. He is the greatest player of all time.
Jordaning by poopy mayne August 31, 2010
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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