Jordanlyn

A really attractive girl that will blow up your cell phone but have no intention of dating you.

Guy 1: "You still talking to that girl?"
Guy 2: "Yea, but she's just a Jordanlyn."

by inorite1977 February 5, 2010

Jordanian Jockstrap

To use people or to borrow money. Credit. Lend.Venture. Not Profitable. To receive. Never get back. Lend. Borrow. Dead beat. skip. payments. loan.

We loaned $12,000 to that un greatful hump, and never got paid back. What a Jordanian Jockstrap asshole! Or; That Jordanian Jockstrap promised to pay for half the meal, but bailed and left us with the check to pay. What a Jordanian jockstrap piece of crap.

by Reno/flex June 17, 2018

JordansNut

A bad bitch. PERIOT.

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by yeetwitha🤠🤠 September 16, 2018

Jordananese

A Language Understood By Only Those Named Jordan

Jordan: "Hey, Where Did (Insert Name) Go?"
Random: "Blah Blah Blah End The Movie."
Jordan: "Wait, No I Wont End It...Wait, What? Oh Okay Nevermind."
Random: "....What?"
Jordan: Oh, No Nothing, I Was Talking To Jordan. We We're Speaking Jordananese, You Wouldn't Understand."
"....Okay...?" *Awkward Silence*
Jordan: Aflackkk!!

by PiNK JoRDaNs July 8, 2011

Jordann

A woman who has a passion for life. Her unconditional love for life and others is as unique as her name. She is beautiful, caring and is always there for her friends. Someone you can trust and depend on. Loves to sing, dance, laugh and enjoy everything life has to offer. Loves to travel and experience the world. Passionate for helping others in need. A great role model for others.

The greatest friend you can have is Jordann!

by CS100 February 3, 2010

jordanian

1. the best male sex partner in ones sexual history.

Sex with my boyfriend is the best i have ever had, he is a total Jordanian.

by Micheal Meyers. September 5, 2009

Jordaning

The act of disputing a moot point and/or abandoning previous viewpoints to maintain a false bravado of correctivity, while being from the virgin islands.

After I knew I was wrong, instead of admitting defeat, I started Jordaning to avoid the humiliation of looking dumb.

That is not what a real kracken looks like.

I love Lebron James, he is much better than Dwight Howard ever will be. He is the greatest player of all time.

by poopy mayne August 31, 2010