TJVan's definitions

Jordan

Zoe
Carly (that's an 8th grader)
Chech
Martina
Natalia
Kayla F

Jordan is a fucking whore.

by TJVan February 1, 2017

niggagripped

When a girl jerks your dick and bruises it by squeezing it to hard.

Yo last night in your basement Hailie niggagripped my shit.

by TJVan August 13, 2018

Jordanny

Name given to a typical Dominican boy. Swears he's Speedy Gonzalez, but knows damn well he can never beat Usain Bolt's son (Chevaughn Bolt) in a race. Is apparently dating Jenna, but doesn't know it. Swears he has hoes, but his "hoes" are unaware of the fact that they are his hoes. Looks like a rat.

Person: Jordanny is a fucking whore.

Jen: No he's not.

by TJVan February 2, 2017

Chevaughn

1 half of the Money Makin Jamaicans. Will call you gay thirty seconds after he just face fucked his friend. Thinks he is fastest man alive; and is correct. Highkey wishes he was a lightskin.

Chevaughn: Quit playin aroond

by TJVan February 2, 2017