TJVan's definitions

Jordanny

Name given to a typical Dominican boy. Swears he's Speedy Gonzalez, but knows damn well he can never beat Usain Bolt's son (Chevaughn Bolt) in a race. Is apparently dating Jenna, but doesn't know it. Swears he has hoes, but his "hoes" are unaware of the fact that they are his hoes. Looks like a rat.

Person: Jordanny is a fucking whore.

Jen: No he's not.

by TJVan February 2, 2017

niggagripped

When a girl jerks your dick and bruises it by squeezing it to hard.

Yo last night in your basement Hailie niggagripped my shit.

by TJVan August 13, 2018

Chevaughn

1 half of the Money Makin Jamaicans. Will call you gay thirty seconds after he just face fucked his friend. Thinks he is fastest man alive; and is correct. Highkey wishes he was a lightskin.

Chevaughn: Quit playin aroond

by TJVan February 2, 2017

Jordan

Zoe
Carly (that's an 8th grader)
Chech
Martina
Natalia
Kayla F

Jordan is a fucking whore.

by TJVan February 1, 2017