Jordan W. 

He's the type of guy that will take you on the most amazing date in your whole life take you around the world to the stars and the the moon and back then wonder why you fell in love with him.

Jordan W. is really fucking stupid

Jordan W. by Zulaman August 31, 2022

Jordan Wray 

Another word for thief or scam artist among the car scene in Australia.

Don’t be a Jordan Wray! Do the right thing and just pay the money.

Jordan Wray by SayWhatWigga January 9, 2020

Michael Jordan Weed Look

When someone you have never met before sells you terrible weed. And you get that look Michael Jordan had when he hit six threes in the first half againist The Portland Trail Blazers. After the last three hit by jordan he gave a look like i dont know what the fuck is going on.

Adam: Jim where did you get that stinky ass weed?

Jim: (Gives Michael Jordan Weed Look without response.)

Michael Jordan Weed Look by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009

Jordan Witzigreuter 

Also known as "The Ready Set". He's the most amazing guy known to man-kind. He will blow your mind with a look in the eye or 2 words. He is incredibly hot & funny & the best person you could ever meet. He is the best musician & 57,328,459,305,607% pure perfect. no one can possibly NOT love him. <3

I can't possibly give you an example of the amazing man himself, Jordan Witzigreuter. so go on youtube & go listen to him!

Jordan Witzigreuter by JLWitzigreuter August 2, 2011

Jordan Witzigreuter 

The front-man for the band The Ready Set, also an extremely nice person. He creates all the music on his CD's including "I'm Alive, I'm Dreaming" featuring "Love Like Woe." On top of all that he also is very good looking.

Girl: Whoa! Jordan Witzigreuter is hot!
Other girl: Yeah! Too bad he's married to Morgan Nurmi!

Jordan Witzigreuter by TheReadySetFan January 10, 2011

Jordan Witzigreuter 

lead singer for the band The Ready Set
also known in punk bands and to have a big penis

wow that jordan witzigreuter from the ready set was hot in there last night

Jordan Witzigreuter by TravisRountreeLover June 9, 2011

jordan wrigley 

A sex demon hibernates 11/12 months and comes out in July to fuck bitches

You could call him a real jordan wrigley

jordan wrigley by User-wuaz73o2vs2 March 29, 2021