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Jordan King 

Fortnite-aphobic. Jordan hates people who play Fortnite. Also she believes in Bigfoot. Her favorite book is 1984. Her celebrity crush is Karl Marx.
Dude, Jordan King just tossed me her copy of the Communist Manifesto!
Jordan King by Trippy Asparagus January 16, 2018
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jordan king 

Homophobic girl who judges everyone and hates gay people.
jordan king hates gay people. she’s ugly too.
jordan king by anon0008472947 November 16, 2017

Grace Jordan King 

A dumb bitch that can people laugh with her stupidity.
Damn, Grace Jordan King is the stupidest person i’ve ever met. But I wouldn’t replace her with anyone.
Grace Jordan King by user52627 October 26, 2020

jorden king 

lol just add it to the list we are bored
jorden king by Heygirlit'sjorden October 23, 2020

Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan

"an Arab kingdom in Western Asia...bordered by Saudi Arabia...Iraq...Syria...Israel, Palestine....strategically located at the crossroads of Asia, Africa and Europe. The capital, Amman, is Jordan's most populous city as well as the country's economic and cultural centre." (Wikipedia)
The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan is the Canada of Israel.

Jordaning 

The act of disputing a moot point and/or abandoning previous viewpoints to maintain a false bravado of correctivity, while being from the virgin islands.
After I knew I was wrong, instead of admitting defeat, I started Jordaning to avoid the humiliation of looking dumb.

That is not what a real kracken looks like.

I love Lebron James, he is much better than Dwight Howard ever will be. He is the greatest player of all time.
Jordaning by poopy mayne August 31, 2010

Jordaning 

Davis is Jordaning.
Jordaning by fuckmyasssideways September 22, 2013
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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