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Joe jaques 

A joe Jaques is a person who has a massive nose, so big birds nest on the end, it also means someone who can't handle there drink also a homo.
In a sentence you could say " look at the state of him! He's Joe Jaques".
Joe jaques by Joe jaques July 4, 2014
The perfect guy every girl wants but he has to many hoes 💯
I want jaques in my life
Jaques by Ques January 3, 2017

Jaques Balance 

Mythical multi billionaire venture capitalist known to allways be in Monaco investing in small and large companies worldwide. Only few have met him, those who have known to converse and do business with him are now also billionaires.
Jaques Balance by Bosco_bosco1 October 18, 2008
Name depicting certain traits of Harlem born black people, specifically the ability to use a 9mm weapon and or switch blade.
My name is Jacquese and i have a 9 milli and i is gonna shoot you up for real.
jaquese by Jacquese January 22, 2004
The name Jaquest is a unique name, The name Jaquest means have a lot of girls and he will have a future with the girl he is with now
Look at that fine man Jaquest
jaquest by Ebk quezzo May 18, 2018

Dirty Jaques 

a crazy weirdo.seldom quiet. hates a lot and laughs a lot.he tells annoying and sometimes funny stories.but he is reliable
Dirty Jaques by Lenzington-Man October 17, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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