Jonasmaxxing

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Sitting on your couch watching TV with an alcoholic beverage, optionally with a dip nearby. This term is only applicable on weekends, or if in a university setting, applied on all days of the week.

Ryan: Bro it’s a Saturday, let’s go out tonight!

Jerry: Can’t man, there’s a crazy MACtion game on tonight I’m gonna be jonasmaxxing instead.

Jonasmaxxing by RusstyTrombone October 3, 2026

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Jokesmaxxing

When you tug on your penis to make it larger

Hey John do you like Jokesmaxxing?

Jokesmaxxing by Jokesmaxxer January 27, 2024

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Jonmaxxing

Joning is the act of having intercourse with animals to the point where you loose sexual feelings to real women

Yo i been JONMAXXING for 3 years ion like her no mo

Jonmaxxing by Derek Francis January 15, 2025

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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