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The Southern (GA) word meaning insult or just talkin about somebody.
Yo lame ass wanna fight when I jank on you.
Janking by Ricky Rivers September 15, 2003
an activity involving the degrading things or people
Janking people's mamas is not a good idea.
Janking by Netti Byrd January 25, 2003
The same as roasting or ripping on someone.
Red and Jay started janking on Ellie for wearing tacky bell bottom pants with a fly collar shirt.
Janking by Mackendeez May 21, 2017

Janking off 

When you have nothing else to do so you decide to go watch SMU basketball coached by Tim Jankovich.
Yo what’s Billy up to?

Oh nothings going on tonight so I think he’s janking off
Janking off by Ron McDon February 28, 2019

*JOKINGLY* 

German word used to mark a sentence as funny or ironic. Used by noobs and retarded people only.
Deine Mutter ist doof. *JOKINGLY*
*JOKINGLY* by Ortwin December 24, 2006

Janking Off 

To Jank Off is to Beat Off. The art of masturbation. Jank Off is a funny, happy, and slightly less filthy way of describing masturbation.
I went home, had nothing to do, so I janked one off.

Last night, I janked it 4 times before I passed out because I janked off too much.

I'm probably just gunna go home and jank off.

I love janking off, its just something you gotta do without a girlfriend...
Janking Off by rock11 May 26, 2006
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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