jongulitis 

A terrible and horrific condition where you sprout hands from various, undesirable, parts of your body, you suffer terrible rashes around the mouth and eyes, severe allergic reactions to everything, and you have aggressive physical and emotional reactions to triggering words, phrases, or names. The severity of this condition is classified in three stages: 1, 2, and 3. 3 is the most severe. Jongulitis is very contagious and incurable. Do not fear this condition, it is a blessing.

I have jongulitis.
Makena has jongulitis.
Makena is jongulitic.
Abby is joungulitic positive thanks to Makena.

jongulitis by JongyGal360 June 11, 2019