Noun: The grouping of two famous Korean Pop Singers - Kim Jonghyun and Kim Kibum 'Key'.

Jongkey is a infamous pair that has quickly risen to fame in the SHINee fandom; its a phenomenon amongst fans, a "otp" that is enjoyed by millions. The popluar pair has plenty of fan communities on sites such as tumblr and livejournal alike. The two are known very well for flirting and camwhoring and Jonghyun - being the skinship king that he is - has a infatuation for touching Key in public (and private; or so us fans hope). Because of this, Jongkey is the first thing to come to mind when someone mentions SHINee pairs and/or otp's. However, Jongkey is often interrupted by the well-known cockblocker - Minho.

- "Omona! Did you see that Jongkey moment on Starking?!"

- "I'm totally flailing over the Jongkey cut on the making of Muzit! So cute!"

- "I was so annoyed when Minho kept cockblocking; Can't he see that Jongkey is real?! Aish!"

Jongkey by Niel. October 18, 2010

Jonglezoid

A person of unimaginable and utter stupidity. The raw intelligence exuded from this person is compatible with that of a single-celled organism.

Jay: I only made a Tik-Tok account because she forced me to.
Everyone: What a jonglezoid.

Jonglezoid by jayhater3001 April 6, 2022

JongKey

Noun : The couple name of two Korean Kpop idols - Jonghyun and Key (Kim Kibum).

JongKey is the reality every JongKey shipper (and Jonghyun) wants. They have a lot of moments of intense staring and obvious lust for each other. They also exchange the sweetest words among each other.

JongKey is every JongKey shipper's obsession and reality.

JongKey is also very beautiful and perfect together.

"Jonghyun : The luckiest day of my life was the day I met Key."

JongKey shipper A : OMG! JONGKEY IS SO REAL!

JongKey shipper B : I KNOW RIGHT? JONGKEY IS SO PERFECT TOGETHER I'M GONNA DIE OF HAPPINESS IF THEY COME OUT.

JongKey by 230991 February 16, 2012

JongKey

Noun. The pairing name assigned to Jonghyun and Key of the boyband, SHINee. Can also be referred to as KeyHyun.

Notable characteristics include:

a) unnecessary and excessive touching;

b) blatant staring at each other, even across continents;

c) frequent exchange of flattery;
d) public confessions and marriage proposals;

e) referring to each other with endearments, such as 'yeobo' or 'honey';

f) wearing matching couple's clothing, and;
g) a susceptibility to being separated by a cockblock named Minho.

As determined by fandom consensus (a.k.a. many fics writers write them this way) Jonghyun is the top and Key is the bottom.

A: JongKey was wearing the same shirt today!
B: They're so married!
A: Minho was in between them though.
B: No surprise there.

A: I wish JongKey would just come out already.
B: I think we're way past questioning the nature of their relationship after Jonghyun's marriage proposal.

JongKey by ladyheecat October 22, 2010

Jongkey

A fan pairing of Jonghyun and Key (Kibum) from the K-Pop group Shinee (샤이니).

Fangirl 1: Did you read the new chapter of the Jongkey fanfiction?!

Fangirl 2: Of course! It was so hot!

Fangirl 1: I know, right?!

Fangirl 1 & 2: **KYAHHH!!!**

Jongkey by Sei350 August 16, 2011

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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