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A jumpy personality that isn't afraid to show their true colours and who they rlly are however may not always think abt their actions as such and how it may effect others they are very funny and have a great sense of humour and is the laid back chilled friend we all adore

Jonez is so hilarious last night at that party

jonez by Hydroflask101 December 15, 2019

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Jimmy Jonez

The man, the myth, the legend, Jimmy Jonez!

Look guys! It’s Jimmy Jonez!
*Applause*

Jimmy Jonez by Bagel Soup February 26, 2023

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Kipper Jonez

A name usually used for a hot guy and a person who has a long dick. And is 100% straight. and whoever it is has no issues what so ever. and they have the biggest urge for sex and can get to any girls pants.

Man Kipper Jonez is so kewl

Kipper Jonez got into my pants last night teehee

Kipper Jonez by lil_wayne69 March 13, 2009

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sweet jonez

its all good or all well

man its all sweet jonez in the home

sweet jonez by Rod pimp c February 1, 2005

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Freddie Jonez

A person with this name always has the biggest dick in the room..

WwowW!! I bet that guy is Freddie Jonez..

Freddie Jonez by Lady_Lamore July 10, 2012

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Aaron Jonez

a fake thug that things he is from the streets, but in reality is a insecure little bitch who is not shit. Also known to be a really shit rapper who has a way bigger ego than he does have actual talent.

Dude! Stop being Aaron Jonez and realize you're never going to make it in life, bitch!

Aaron Jonez by yournightmare_ October 8, 2020

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.9.Jonez Zucker Dick.9.

.9.Jonez Zucker Dick.9. by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 12, 2025

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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