Jonesing (Jones-ing) 

If someone is 'Jonesing', they are incredibly excited for something, sometimes to the point that the wait for this thing is getting on their tits.

'I'm Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this bag of sniff'
'I'm definitely not Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this prostate exam'

Jonesing (Jones-ing) by Joneser November 23, 2018

Charlie-Jones-ing 

1. When you have an uncontrollable urge to receive a Charlie horse.

2. When you tell every girl you went to high school with that you love them.

He has been Charlie-Jones-ing for the last few months and is practically begging to get punched.

Charlie-Jones-ing by ASUmike January 11, 2021

Troll Jones-ing 

Troll Jones-ing is the act of trolling someone without harmful intent. While trolling is often to hurt someone's feelings this form of trolling is light hearted amount friends.

Cory- "Man, Donald Trump will make a great president." Mark- "Shut up Cory, he's a misogynist twat." Cory- "Build that wall!" Matt- "Cory, stop Troll Jones-ing"

Troll Jones-ing by jonestrolljunior November 15, 2016

Pacman Jones'ing It 

Getting really drunk and belligerent. Sometimes causing yourself or others trouble.

Stew: Yo, last night was a crazy party dawg.

Alfred: Yea dude, Tommy was friggin Pacman Jones'ing It up. He ended up pissing Stacy's BF off and he got beat down. Then he got arrested to top it off.

Pacman Jones'ing It by Travelagentduke30222 March 15, 2009

indiana jones-ing

the act of being raped on a pinball machine by a popular movie director

Dude, last week I saw J.J Abrams Indiana Jones-ing Billy at the arcade last Friday.

indiana jones-ing by mcjangles July 4, 2011

Indiana Jonesing the Coffee 

When you are making coffee in a coffee maker and you lift the pot out carefully as you tilt your own cup into the stream of coffee. Taken from the opening scene of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) when Harrison Ford's character fills a bag with sand to steal a booby-trapped idol.

Me: I was Indiana Jonesing the coffee in the breakroom this morning!
My Secretary: Yeah, you made an awful mess! (hands me a paper towel)

Indiana Jonesing the Coffee by James Gerraughty January 5, 2009

Jonesing for that hang 

Something only a desperate buffoon would text Jerry Seinfeld.

Hey Jerr, I'm jonesing for that hang! Let's talk some shop.

Jonesing for that hang by mrhandsandfeet August 9, 2019