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The sexual act of reaching into a man's pants, removing his penis, and rubbing it against the zipper of your jeans.

We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.

Jones Job by Pete's Dad December 13, 2010

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Jones Job

To Give A Shitty or un good blow job, by a female who has given em out to everyone,

oh did you get a jones job by that girl, i heard she blows everyone

Jones Job by king dream November 25, 2013

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Jobu Jones

The oral sex act of pleasuring more than two mens penises at once

He gave the ravenous hobos the ol' Jobu Jones for half a turkey sandwich

Jobu Jones by Msmith17192 January 22, 2019

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Jobes

The author, originator, and co-president of Dirty Bird Inc. Uber legit and ready to pwn

Dude that Jobes kid is mother fucking fresh!

Jobes by w_t_f December 26, 2008

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jobes

A follower. Someone who isn't their own person and does whatever they think is the popular thing to do. A jobes can be either a guy or girl. Sometimes jobeses are people that you would never wanna hang out with, but they somehow manage to infiltrate your group of friends.

"That guy is such a jobes, he used to be all about video games but now all he talks about is sports to try and fit in with the jocks"

jobes by Fadeawayj January 13, 2010

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Jobes

Absolute unit of a person, place, or thing

Jobes are sooo good baby. Look at that jobe nigga. That is a sexy job babyyy

Jobes by Rickyxxy August 2, 2020

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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