Definitions by Msmith17192

Jobu Jones

The oral sex act of pleasuring more than two mens penises at once

He gave the ravenous hobos the ol' Jobu Jones for half a turkey sandwich

Jobu Jones by Msmith17192 January 22, 2019

beat down from the seat down

To get your cheeks taken and or busted

Big Dave gave Tommy a beat down from the seat down and then sold Tommy to Bubba for a honey bun a week later

beat down from the seat down by Msmith17192 January 22, 2019

Lee Charles Moore 

To open hand slap a person

She looked away and then BOOM! He pulled that Lee Charles Moore jank

Lee Charles Moore by Msmith17192 January 18, 2019

Uncle Dan 

The act of adopting a female in adolescence and then marrying her as soon as she is of legal age

He straight up pulled an uncle dan when he married his adopted daughter as soon as she was 18

Uncle Dan by Msmith17192 January 18, 2019

Grinch 

The cold hearted dude who had sexual relations with your girlfriend

Man, when you were gone I seent the grinch walking out your girls house..

Grinch by Msmith17192 January 16, 2019

decigram 

A decigram is 1/10th of a gram (commonly referred to as a “point”)

My man said you shorted him a couple decigrams... You owe him a couple points

decigram by Msmith17192 January 13, 2019