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jonburger 

A nickname for a handsome man named Jonathan who likes to eat burgers without mayo or any other types of sauces, but likes to eat French fries with caramel sauce.
Restaurants tend to always mess up their Jonburger orders. Jonburger-type individuals will most likely get their meals for free. I love Jonburger.
jonburger by plumbum&jj May 2, 2014

Jonburnsin 

a man who is to good for friends on occasion; can also be used as a proper noun, such as but not discluding any: f*ckmouth, assclown, partially gay etc...
Jonburnsin - also seen in the woods as a falcon(birdman)
Jonburnsin by Acrux Release January 27, 2010

Jonburger 

A burger cooked loudly at 3 am which wakes up everyone else in the house.
I crept down to the kitchen and made a jonburger, banging the frying pan and smiling knowingly.
Jonburger by inthebushes December 10, 2016
A high being. Can morph into anything and go anywhere he wants. If he wants, he can destroy anyone within a 15m radius.
Ashraf: Hey, have you seen Jonbob!
Nick: Yeah, he destroyed my family!
Ashraf: Cool!
jonbob by wi.jhn March 2, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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