jonasing

A commonly used verb meaning doing anything relating to the jonas brothers such as listening to their music, thinking about them, or looking at pictures.

"So what are you going to do today?"
"Oh, I'm just jonasing at my house,"

jonasing by Abby212121 March 22, 2008

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Indiana Jonesing the Coffee

When you are making coffee in a coffee maker and you lift the pot out carefully as you tilt your own cup into the stream of coffee. Taken from the opening scene of "Raiders of the Lost Ark" (1981) when Harrison Ford's character fills a bag with sand to steal a booby-trapped idol.

Me: I was Indiana Jonesing the coffee in the breakroom this morning!
My Secretary: Yeah, you made an awful mess! (hands me a paper towel)

Indiana Jonesing the Coffee by James Gerraughty January 5, 2009

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Jonesing for that hang

Something only a desperate buffoon would text Jerry Seinfeld.

Hey Jerr, I'm jonesing for that hang! Let's talk some shop.

Jonesing for that hang by mrhandsandfeet August 9, 2019

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jonesing for a bonesing

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.

Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."

jonesing for a bonesing by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011