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JonAmon by JonAmon July 10, 2020
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JonkMonk 

A very attractive and smelly fella. Loves ramen. And he not bouta finna bus' a cap
Jonkmonk is so hot 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛
JonkMonk by I love the radio July 21, 2021
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When you're talking and you realise you're just spewing nonsense. Can also be said to put an end to junamona.
1.
Randalf: I was playing this new game called Scooter Pro and the contols were A and Z but that's not the normal controls but you could have them or perhaps just mount a game pad to the moniter and... Junamona!

Hugh: That was some serious junamona there dude.

2.
Finley: I reckon if you could reach the back of the horse with one leg and put your other leg on its head you could span it for better balance in the ermm... Junamona!

Ming: You're a junamona bastard Finley, why don't you shit off back to your dick factory?

Finley: You fucking idiot that wasn't an insult, that was pure grade a junamona.

Ming: I've got to get a train.
Junamona by JimmyWilks July 29, 2010
A style of miniature learning robot developed by Frank Peterson in the 1970s. It's small and innocent design hides it's darker nature.

Recent accomplishments of the jonaton include learning how to erase a whiteboard.

In the not so distance future, when Jonaton learns how to pick up a knife and the Robot Apocalypse will begin.
Steve: "Is that an army of Jonaton's, we're Doomed!"

Jonaton tells a humorous joke at a party.
Blake : "Looks like someone taught Jonaton how to make a joke."
Jonaton by P.Hombre July 22, 2011
A good young man that care for a lot of people no matter what he will still.He very cool and awesome
Jonavon is a good young man
jonavon by Clean boy February 3, 2018

jojamonkey

a crazy girl commonly known as joanna or joj, who likes a lot of monkeys. she is the owner of a monkey sleeping bag and doesn't enjoy fried oreos.
"did you see that person with the fried oreos?"
"that so wasn't a jojamonkey."
jojamonkey by niffsquared August 2, 2009

Jonasonas 

A language made by the gods of Ancient Greece. Like all languages however, no still means no.
Jonas: Heyonas, Ionas amonas speakingonas Jonasonas todayonas!

Literally everyone else: no
Jonasonas by TotallyNotAnIdiot January 2, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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