JonAmon 

The PogChampion

JonAmon is a cool dude :)

JonAmon by JonAmon July 10, 2020

JonkMonk 

A very attractive and smelly fella. Loves ramen. And he not bouta finna bus' a cap

Jonkmonk is so hot 🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛

JonkMonk by I love the radio July 21, 2021

Junamona

When you're talking and you realise you're just spewing nonsense. Can also be said to put an end to junamona.

1.
Randalf: I was playing this new game called Scooter Pro and the contols were A and Z but that's not the normal controls but you could have them or perhaps just mount a game pad to the moniter and... Junamona!

Hugh: That was some serious junamona there dude.

2.
Finley: I reckon if you could reach the back of the horse with one leg and put your other leg on its head you could span it for better balance in the ermm... Junamona!

Ming: You're a junamona bastard Finley, why don't you shit off back to your dick factory?

Finley: You fucking idiot that wasn't an insult, that was pure grade a junamona.

Ming: I've got to get a train.

Junamona by JimmyWilks July 29, 2010

Jonaton 

A style of miniature learning robot developed by Frank Peterson in the 1970s. It's small and innocent design hides it's darker nature.

Recent accomplishments of the jonaton include learning how to erase a whiteboard.

In the not so distance future, when Jonaton learns how to pick up a knife and the Robot Apocalypse will begin.

Steve: "Is that an army of Jonaton's, we're Doomed!"

Jonaton tells a humorous joke at a party.
Blake : "Looks like someone taught Jonaton how to make a joke."

Jonaton by P.Hombre July 22, 2011

jonavon 

A good young man that care for a lot of people no matter what he will still.He very cool and awesome

Jonavon is a good young man

jonavon by Clean boy February 3, 2018

jojamonkey

a crazy girl commonly known as joanna or joj, who likes a lot of monkeys. she is the owner of a monkey sleeping bag and doesn't enjoy fried oreos.

"did you see that person with the fried oreos?"
"that so wasn't a jojamonkey."

jojamonkey by niffsquared August 2, 2009

Jonasonas 

A language made by the gods of Ancient Greece. Like all languages however, no still means no.

Jonas: Heyonas, Ionas amonas speakingonas Jonasonas todayonas!

Literally everyone else: no

Jonasonas by TotallyNotAnIdiot January 2, 2021