Jonashead
One who have Jonas Brothers - Jb - fever (Jonas Brothers is a world most famous family band). No matter happen to Jb they always love and support Jb.
Jonashead by Jonashead - OJD January 17, 2011
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Jonahed
To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and were overconfident that you would win
Jonahed by The incredible Ri June 12, 2018
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Jonased
When oral sex is performed on an individual (male or female)while said individual is driving a motor vehicle
While I was driving my new girlfriend to my mom and dad's place for dinner she inquired "have you ever been jonased?" "Not by someone as talented as you" was my reply. "Well pull down your pants and I will jonas you like you have never been jonased before."
Jonased by downtown duke March 13, 2009
Jonahed
To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and we're overconfident that you would win
Jonahed by The incredible Ri June 12, 2018
Jonasha
An extremely graceful WOMEN that doesn’t let anything stop her. She is a Godly woman that and with God on her side she fears nothing. She has he head on straight and is the role model your daughter will look up to. Anything you need, Jonasha has it and more. She is easy to talk to and a joy to be around! Don’t get on her bad side though, you will regret it!
Jonasha by A brother! November 23, 2021
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