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To be utterly destroyed in a debate (everyone to 0) even when you prepared for days and we're overconfident that you would win
Wow John got jonahed in that debate huh?
Jonahed by The incredible Ri June 12, 2018
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to be graced by the jonas brothers <3
last night, allison and me were jonased at their concert at atlantic city <3333
jonased by Michellelovesthejb March 22, 2008
"Dude my little sister is totally Jonated...it's annoying asf
Jonated by absolutely no one October 13, 2012
When oral sex is performed on an individual (male or female)while said individual is driving a motor vehicle
While I was driving my new girlfriend to my mom and dad's place for dinner she inquired "have you ever been jonased?" "Not by someone as talented as you" was my reply. "Well pull down your pants and I will jonas you like you have never been jonased before."
Jonased by downtown duke March 13, 2009

Jonahdick 

Jonah has a huge dick it’s called jonahdick and it’s bigger than joshes
Jonahdick it’s big
Jonahdick by Scolie7980 October 3, 2018
When the kinda ugly guy you want to fuck is on snapchat, but isn't snapping you back. You must be getting Jonased
His snap score keeps going up. Gaby, I think your being Jonased again!
Jonased by kingJonas May 9, 2022
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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