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When you get arrested for threatening to commit a terrorist attack & openly supporting a terrorist organisation just because they’re anti-Zionist
Dude I just donated $100 to Hamas, pretty sure it was illegal but idc XD.. I’m definitely getting Jon’d
Jon’d by Mxdeenah May 27, 2019

Jon'd On 

When you're so bad at something, even the worst person named Jon is better
Dude i cannot believe you just got jon'd on. you are so F-in Bad at this!
Jon'd On by Mitsukia_alisa December 30, 2023
When you take a sick day even though you aren't sick, or can be used when really sick as well.
Man I was drinking last night and I am just going to take a Jon day.
Jon Day by MalakMalak August 31, 2017

jon david 

Jon David always looking fresh As fuck. This nigga don’t give a fuck bout shit he da best at everything he do no nigga can beat him nigga will do what he wants to no nigga can’t stop him .His nick name is always jd
Yo Jon David looking fresh
jon david by Jd1738 May 13, 2018

Jon Devoto 

Lead Guitar - Oakland, CA band the Matches.

The Sex.
Jon Devoto on stage is The Sex.
Jon Devoto by KkS. March 12, 2009

upside down jon doe 

A upside down jon doe is when a girl is hanging upside down from the monkey bars and her weave falls out and lands in your anus.
Ex. hey bitch get up on those monkey bars, im feeling a upside down jon doe
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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