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When you get arrested for threatening to commit a terrorist attack & openly supporting a terrorist organisation just because they’re anti-Zionist
Dude I just donated $100 to Hamas, pretty sure it was illegal but idc XD.. I’m definitely getting Jon’d
Jon’d by Mxdeenah May 27, 2019

Jon'd On 

When you're so bad at something, even the worst person named Jon is better
Dude i cannot believe you just got jon'd on. you are so F-in Bad at this!
Jon'd On by Mitsukia_alisa December 30, 2023
When you take a sick day even though you aren't sick, or can be used when really sick as well.
Man I was drinking last night and I am just going to take a Jon day.
Jon Day by MalakMalak August 31, 2017

jon david 

Jon David always looking fresh As fuck. This nigga don’t give a fuck bout shit he da best at everything he do no nigga can beat him nigga will do what he wants to no nigga can’t stop him .His nick name is always jd
Yo Jon David looking fresh
jon david by Jd1738 May 13, 2018

Jon Devoto 

Lead Guitar - Oakland, CA band the Matches.

The Sex.
Jon Devoto on stage is The Sex.
Jon Devoto by KkS. March 12, 2009

upside down jon doe 

A upside down jon doe is when a girl is hanging upside down from the monkey bars and her weave falls out and lands in your anus.
Ex. hey bitch get up on those monkey bars, im feeling a upside down jon doe
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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