Jon’d

When you get arrested for threatening to commit a terrorist attack & openly supporting a terrorist organisation just because they’re anti-Zionist

Dude I just donated $100 to Hamas, pretty sure it was illegal but idc XD.. I’m definitely getting Jon’d

Jon’d by Mxdeenah May 27, 2019

Jon'd 

like ignatious. Being ignoredddd. When someone is texting you then just stops. When asked to chill but the person does not follow through.

we were texting then he just jon'd me. I was jon'd by jon himself

Jon'd by bobthebuilder12345678912345678 July 19, 2010

Jon'd On 

When you're so bad at something, even the worst person named Jon is better

Dude i cannot believe you just got jon'd on. you are so F-in Bad at this!

Jon'd On by Mitsukia_alisa December 30, 2023

Jon Day 

When you take a sick day even though you aren't sick, or can be used when really sick as well.

Man I was drinking last night and I am just going to take a Jon day.

Jon Day by MalakMalak August 31, 2017

jon david 

Jon David always looking fresh As fuck. This nigga don’t give a fuck bout shit he da best at everything he do no nigga can beat him nigga will do what he wants to no nigga can’t stop him .His nick name is always jd

Yo Jon David looking fresh

jon david by Jd1738 May 13, 2018

Jon Devoto 

Lead Guitar - Oakland, CA band the Matches.

The Sex.

Jon Devoto on stage is The Sex.

Jon Devoto by KkS. March 12, 2009

upside down jon doe 

A upside down jon doe is when a girl is hanging upside down from the monkey bars and her weave falls out and lands in your anus.

Ex. hey bitch get up on those monkey bars, im feeling a upside down jon doe

upside down jon doe by Upside down jon doe king March 18, 2015