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A very angry midget who keeps getting really mad over everything and tells his friends to roll down from a rooftop.
Jomppa it's only a game why you have to be mad?
Jomppa by T H I C C BOIXD! August 22, 2018
Words you can keep

jomphanus 

Gaglianus Daganus Cailler Cutleranus
J'ot montrer mon .....
jomphanus by Anonymous September 5, 2003

joppatowne high school 

at joppatowne high, 50% of the students are black, 30% are white kids or asians trying to be black, 15% are freaks/"gothic", and 5% are either sluts, or ignored. if you don't listen to rap, you "aren't cool". if you don't play a sport, you "aren't cool". there is a fight near the cafeteria at least once a week. you can't go a day without hearing someone is talking about you. the creepy kids stay after school and play hackey sack until 4 or 5. you might as well smoke weed, because if you don't, once again you "aren't cool". all you hear all day every day is who is doing who and "i smoked this fat blunt last night".
"yo b, what you do lass night?"

"smoked this fat blunt, nigga"

"werd. me too fo sho."
Joppa can be used 2 different ways... but can mean anything as long as its derogatory.

either as an insult towards someone who is being a tool or douche

or if an object or situation is crap or rubbish.

it can even be emphasised by adding "proper" in front of it!!
"whats that guys problem", " i don't know, he's just a bit of a Joppa!!"

or "mate, what was that film like you went to see??", effects where good, but storyline was a bit Joppa, to be honest!"

or going back to work after having 10 days off is going to be proper Joppa!!
Joppa by reverend 59fifty August 25, 2011

Joppa Oaks 

Used to be a nice place to live, until 20 years ago. In the last year it has become infested with light bulbs, flash lights and meth mites. And everyone in the development gets together on #snitchsaturdays to sign statements.
That’s some Joppa oaks shit
Joppa Oaks by Lol@urlifeho3 October 19, 2019

Joppa Jow 

A phrase yelled generally when drinking. Has no meaning but pisses people of when yelled unexpectedly, especially when yelled above them while they are asleep.
Man I drank way to much... JOPPA JOW fuckers!
Joppa Jow by KSanders September 21, 2005
1. Has its roots in the Buddhist faith.
2. The allegorical father figure in a lesbian relationship. Most often referred to by young adopted chinafolk.
Jompa by Jay December 1, 2003
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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