Jollymaxx

Jollymaxx is a term used to describe someone who is actively increasing how jolly or happy they may be. Usually a person who is Jollymaxxing will be easily identifiable. These marks of a jollymaxxed person are slight to major weight gain, optimistic about life, rosy cheeks, likes wearing sweaters, offers you food and drink no matter the occasion, and may even develop a Midwest accent closely resembling a Minnesota accent. To Jollymaxx a person must become an upstanding person and pillar of community who is kind and caring to all. This type of transformation is most common during the holiday seasons.

P1. Have you seen how much Samuel has jollymaxxed?

P2. Yeah dude he’s like a real life Santa Claus!

P1. Maybe we should Jollymaxx too?

P2. That sounds awesome as fuck, I’d love to spread love and positivity throughout our community!

Jollymaxx by Mannco.333 January 24, 2024

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jollymander

A misheard word, which the person who mishears it, continues to mishear it, in exactly the same way, no matter how many times they ask for the word to be repeated.

K: Hi, my name's Kumail.
J: Camel?
K: Kumail
J: Sorry, can you say that again?
K: Kum-ay-il
J: Camel?
K: KUMAIL!
J: Hi Camel.

K: My name's not a jollymander; fix your fucking ears!

jollymander by Werdenschmidt June 3, 2018

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Jollyman

1. A merchant who is based on selling Runescape millions as a living. They usually hack accounts, trade them onto an account with a different ip and sells the millions to make money as a living in real life.

2. A user on TheTechGuide. He is also known as the #1 hacker of runescape.

1. I wonder if a Jollyman is selling any millions today.

2. Oh look! Jollyman is browsing the TheTechGuide forums.

Jollyman by TOMRULEZ December 13, 2008