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jolly old candy king

another way to say that someone is a J.O.C.K.; one who enjoys carrying a gallon of water around wherever he goes, just in case; loves and plays football and believes it's the most important thing in life
Hey, look at that gallon of water sitting on that table over there! Do you think it is the property of a Jolly Old Candy King?
jolly old candy king by El_Scorcho September 23, 2004

jolly old st. dick 

Mr. Dick is a jolly fellow who loves to whip out his dong around the Christmas Season.
"Oh no, is that jolly Old st. Dick?"

"Better run inside before he brings out his you know what!"

jolly old chap

A jolly old chap is a old english smart person who is quite definately a chav
jolly old chap by Penisejaculate October 15, 2013

The Olde' Jolly Roger 

The Penis in its day to day or erected state.
" What is that your holding nam ? " " The Olde' Jolly Roger "
The Olde' Jolly Roger by Mytch April 8, 2007