Johnski

A word derived from jawn, a native Philly word, also used to describe anything and everything.

Abe: Yo man, let's roll this Johnski!
Ryan: Hell man, check out that Johnski, I'd tap that!

Johnski by Ryan Foster April 2, 2008

johnstipated 

When an individual has not enlisted the services of a prostitute recently (although historically has frequently done so)

Ken was becoming johnstipated as it had been months since he last enlisted the services of a prostitute.

johnstipated by brentionary April 6, 2009

johnsieatsocks 

a girl who is stupid and loves soccer but shes still a dummy wummy

girl: did you hear about johnsie on that zootiez?
me: yeah i heard
me: johnsieatsocks

johnsieatsocks by chasnluver April 28, 2023

jonski 

Usually described by others as a Gaming God (MLG god). Jonski's are usually very rare in a community and commonly respected because of their god-like features in video games. Someone described as a Jonski is very talented at video games (especially first person shooters).

Boy: "I just versed a Jonski and I loss".
Girl: "Don't mess with a Jonski"

jonski by Jonski22 November 29, 2016

jonskins 

nickname for jonty epskamp

hey jonskins how you doing?

jonskins by arjenrobben November 3, 2013

JohnSid 

Proper noun. Nicknames include: 'The Troll', 'The King of Trolls', 'The Mother of Trolls' and the 'Lord of the Trolls' (the JohnSid himself prefers the title 'The Master Troll')

The JohnSid is simply a master at work. He has trolled hundreds, maybe thousands of victims, made more than a hundred rage comics that we're never released, written two books (The Complete Guide To Trolling by JohnSid being released soon), invented the '40 Quests to become a Troll' and finally, the VidamegaTroll.

Trolling since birth, he has always enjoyed ruining other people's days to make his day better. JohnSid is considered to be the 'Original Troll', constantly trolling teachers, friends, family and enemies.

Usage of the word is forbidden. Only to be written down and sent through virtual means. Anyone who says JohnSid outlOud will suffer a terrible fate for they will be swallowed whole by trolls in the next 24 hours.

JohnSid by 1nv151b13 December 31, 2012

johnsie 

Being sexually attracted to the sound of sneezes, whether it be a certain pitch, volume or sound.

Girl: I sneezed in front of my boyfriend and he got an instant boner.
Friend: Really? I wouldn't have pinned Luke for a Johnsie.

johnsie by CharlieJ96 February 28, 2015