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Usually described by others as a Gaming God (MLG god). Jonski's are usually very rare in a community and commonly respected because of their god-like features in video games. Someone described as a Jonski is very talented at video games (especially first person shooters).
Boy: "I just versed a Jonski and I loss".
Girl: "Don't mess with a Jonski"
jonski by Jonski22 November 29, 2016
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jonkin my jeter 

a term used by Philly cats, not new yorkers, to describe something that is totally outrageous, unbelievable, or indescribable.
You gotta be jonkin my jeter?!
Are you jonkin my jeter right now?!
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An excellent musician whose musical ambrosia brings hope and happiness to all.
Electricity wires are down,
Rainbow colours fade into brown,
I dreamt your smile was shifting for good,
Courageous boy, now you are gone,
You run faster, yet have no place to go,
Your spirit still burns, and so life goes on...

from Jonsi's "Boy Lilikoi"
Jonsi by Glósóli February 12, 2010
To Jonk. Posing for a photograph while presenting an intoxicated, unconscious person with great enthusiasm and fanfare. Good form and proper etiquette dictate that while the intoxicated party need not be known to the Jonker, the Jonkee should not be homeless or injured.

Not unlike planking, the practice is meant as a good-natured meme.
There were so many passed out tourists at Oktoberfest, I took pleasure in jonking all of them!
jonking by jezzandmark September 9, 2011

Jonking my jeter 

Translates into "kidding me"
Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
Jonking my jeter by jeterjonk October 25, 2010
A word derived from jawn, a native Philly word, also used to describe anything and everything.
Abe: Yo man, let's roll this Johnski!
Ryan: Hell man, check out that Johnski, I'd tap that!
Johnski by Ryan Foster April 2, 2008
North-Walian term used in both English and Welsh to describe anyone from a rural or farming background. It is used both affectionately and in a derogatory way depending on the audience.

Like many such terms it has been reclaimed by out and proud "joskins".
He's a right joskin - he's got a tractor and everything.
Joskin by Urban Welshman July 18, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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