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Kai Johnson
A “K-J” is an undercover homosexual that engages in homosexual activity but thinks that his community is falling for it when in fact everybody knows that he’s a homosexual but nobody brings it up.
That Kai Johnson character really thought that nobody knew he was sticking it to that Ryan Domschot when it was completely obvious to everyone...
Kai Johnson by JJTheDude June 10, 2019
Ron Johnson
Ron Johnson by Dr. Poop MacDougall, MD. June 5, 2020
hippy johnson
A Hippy Johnson is an ex-hippy that sold out to the corporate world. "I used to be against censorship, now I think I'll cancel your membership."
"He used to be against censorship, now he'll probably cancel your membership. What a hypocrite; typical hippy Johnson."
hippy johnson by Jude-O November 5, 2017
Speaker Mike Johnson
“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”
Speaker Mike Johnson by TK2000 October 28, 2023
Kirk Johnson
One man. Two hands. One Ass. Kirk Johnson.
Kirk Johnson is the star of the famous shock site goatse.cx.
Kirk Johnson is the star of the famous shock site goatse.cx.
Kirk Johnson by KJ2010 November 21, 2010
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