johnstipated

When an individual has not enlisted the services of a prostitute recently (although historically has frequently done so)

Ken was becoming johnstipated as it had been months since he last enlisted the services of a prostitute.

by brentionary April 6, 2009

Johnstinate

To be a dick and tell a story about something that happened by acting it out loudly, banging on the table inappropriately or shouting out louder than it actually happened.

I get it...you were mad and slammed it down on the table. No need to Johnstinate that for me.

by robversion2011 July 6, 2011