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The ship between both Johnny Cage and Kenshi Takahashi from Mortal Kombat

(I personally like it)
(A lot)
Man 1: Hey, this new fanfic of ao3 is about Johnshi, wanna read it?
Man 2: Yoai? Hell no.
Man 1: whatever you say.
Johnshi by JFKSSHOOTER September 24, 2023
Words you can keep

johnstipated 

When an individual has not enlisted the services of a prostitute recently (although historically has frequently done so)
Ken was becoming johnstipated as it had been months since he last enlisted the services of a prostitute.
johnstipated by brentionary April 6, 2009
A word derived from jawn, a native Philly word, also used to describe anything and everything.
Abe: Yo man, let's roll this Johnski!
Ryan: Hell man, check out that Johnski, I'd tap that!
Johnski by Ryan Foster April 2, 2008

johnsieatsocks 

a girl who is stupid and loves soccer but shes still a dummy wummy
girl: did you hear about johnsie on that zootiez?
me: yeah i heard
me: johnsieatsocks
johnsieatsocks by chasnluver April 28, 2023

Johnshny 

Singer🥰
A famous singer. She's soo lovely❣️
An extreme hardworker. Finally she's Awesome

No more words
When Johnshny sings its like a honey poured into the ears
Johnshny by anonymous November 23, 2021

Johnshny 

Singer 🥰
A famous singer. She's soo lovely ❣️
She's is an extreme hardworker. Finally she's Awesome..........
While Johnshny sings its like a honey poured into the ears
Johnshny by anonymous November 23, 2021

JohnSherman 

A sudden emotional and aggravated outburst which consists of loud and violent screams as well as destructive behavior commonly aimed towards objects and or people. It can be brought on by the most minute of occurrences and often in the most inconvenient of times. When one experiences a John Sherman, they often will notice and intense eye rubbing as well as a series of uncontrollable and startling sneezing fit.
When Franklin flipped out and smashed a glass at the bar for the mere reason that his beer having a little to much head, he totally went all JohnSherman on everyone's asses.
JohnSherman by mtoodope September 19, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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