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johnstipated 

When an individual has not enlisted the services of a prostitute recently (although historically has frequently done so)
Ken was becoming johnstipated as it had been months since he last enlisted the services of a prostitute.
johnstipated by brentionary April 6, 2009
A word derived from jawn, a native Philly word, also used to describe anything and everything.
Abe: Yo man, let's roll this Johnski!
Ryan: Hell man, check out that Johnski, I'd tap that!
Johnski by Ryan Foster April 2, 2008

johnsieatsocks 

a girl who is stupid and loves soccer but shes still a dummy wummy
girl: did you hear about johnsie on that zootiez?
me: yeah i heard
me: johnsieatsocks
johnsieatsocks by chasnluver April 28, 2023

Johnshny 

Singer🥰
A famous singer. She's soo lovely❣️
An extreme hardworker. Finally she's Awesome

No more words
When Johnshny sings its like a honey poured into the ears
Johnshny by anonymous November 23, 2021

Johnshny 

Singer 🥰
A famous singer. She's soo lovely ❣️
She's is an extreme hardworker. Finally she's Awesome..........
While Johnshny sings its like a honey poured into the ears
Johnshny by anonymous November 23, 2021

JohnSherman 

A sudden emotional and aggravated outburst which consists of loud and violent screams as well as destructive behavior commonly aimed towards objects and or people. It can be brought on by the most minute of occurrences and often in the most inconvenient of times. When one experiences a John Sherman, they often will notice and intense eye rubbing as well as a series of uncontrollable and startling sneezing fit.
When Franklin flipped out and smashed a glass at the bar for the mere reason that his beer having a little to much head, he totally went all JohnSherman on everyone's asses.
JohnSherman by mtoodope September 19, 2011
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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