johns dick
johns dick by Lebronjames37 February 22, 2017
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Jimmy Johns Dick
Jimmy Johns Dick by mr chaco January 31, 2021
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Papa John Rape Dick by Scurdaumy October 23, 2012
John Pleaser Purple Dick
When you tie a string around your penis so tight i turns purple and have oral sex and when your going to blow you insert it analy to your partner and losen the string so a massive jet of cum pleases her/him.
John Pleaser Purple Dick by rainbow_splasher February 28, 2011
john dickenson
Mary: "Hey! Where are my children"
Charles: "john dickenson ate them bitches"
Mary: "im going to stab your butthole."
Charles: "john dickenson ate them bitches"
Mary: "im going to stab your butthole."
john dickenson by Im slowly losing me sanity February 17, 2023
Johnswick Express
This is sex position a coined by Dr. Bradley Johswick, Phd. A man lays on his back. A woman kneels at the his head, legs spread. The man licks the vagina and cums over his body into the woman's mouth.
JOHNSWICK EXPRESS
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Johnswick Express by Mack B. May 22, 2008
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