johns dick

The smallest Dick of them all

Johns dick is tiny

by Lebronjames37 February 22, 2017

John Dick

The skin on Forknife called the "Reaper" that steals kills from you or kills you.
Don't shoot at a Reaper.
You will die.
Don't even try with one on pc.
You will die.

Oh shit a John Dick! 4 degrees North!

Fucking jOhN dICK

by torilyn June 13, 2018

Papa John Rape Dick

When you go into Papa John's and get raped by a pizza.

Friend: Man, it was a Papa John Rape Dick in that party.
Friend2 : that's gross.

by Scurdaumy May 14, 2012

John Pleaser Purple Dick

When you tie a string around your penis so tight i turns purple and have oral sex and when your going to blow you insert it analy to your partner and losen the string so a massive jet of cum pleases her/him.

my girlfriend made me give her a john pleaser purple dick.

by rainbow_splasher February 12, 2011

Jimmy Johns Dick

When a dick smells like jimmy johns.

Could you stop trying to eat that Jimmy Johns Dick?

by mr chaco February 1, 2021