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Johanette 

Like a fine wine. Classic, and beautiful with a little bit of sass.

She cares about everyrhing and has the softest heart. Usually goes well paired with a Johannes
This Pinotage reminds me of Johanette
Johanette by Han_solo23 November 24, 2021
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Johnetta 

A girl that's usually really pretty, modest, usually shy or quiet until you get to know her. A lover and fighter. Usually smart. A little weird. Always laughing, goofy but will lay someone out if need be.
Who's Johnetta?

The quiet girl that's always laughing at you.
Johnetta by _lovejones215 June 18, 2018
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Janette is a girl who looks like she is quiet. But is loud, energetic, funny and sassy. She is really pretty but her beauty is hidden. She is smart but is underestimated. She is good at working independently, but prefers working in groups. She seems super happy. But is suffering from a little bit of depression. Some people might judge her at first, but once they get to know her they start to like her.
boy: look at janette, shes soo cute
girl: ya, shes littt
Janette by Mayastoocool4u September 30, 2018
One true friend. If you're a little nerdy she's your go-to girl. She doesn't take crap from people and is as real as it gets. She is understanding and will give good advice. She can be shy at things she thinks she's not good at. Just give her time and keep encouraging her. She's the kind of girl you can be yourself around. Shes goofy and a lot of fun. She's one true friend.
Girl 1: I heard a Jeanette just moved to town!
Girl 2: I know! I totally want to be her friend!
Girl 1: Me too!
Jeanette by IceHockey1835 December 15, 2014
Janette is a sweet, kind, loving, caring person. She is the type of girl who won't let you down no matter what! She really loves animals and likes soccer. She also likes to draw, you might be impressed with her drawings! :D

If you ever meet a "Janette" or are friends with a person named Janette, don't let her go, be shes the best one ever!
Me: Hey Janette, I need help.... Could you help me out??

Janette: Okay! What do you need help with??

*Later*

Me: Thanks Janette!! You're da best! I can always count on you!

Janette: No problem. And aww thxs
Janette by Smalls647 August 11, 2021
A girl with a kind heart and a great piece of ass
I wish my girlfriend was a jeanette
Jeanette by Corndoglover May 17, 2017
Janette \JAH-nette\, n. orig. Heaven
Janette is the name bestowed upon the most amazing, delectable and awesome female human beings. It is a word that can also be used to describe awe of the female kind.
1. Janette rocks my socks.

2. Whoa, look at that girl. She's totally like a Janette.

3. The Janette is overwhelming me!
Janette by QueenJ August 29, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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