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A very beautiful Filipino girl, who is not approachable but once you get to know her she is the coolest person ever. She’s so chill and funny, her laugh is the best thing ever. She also smells very good, and is very clean. She’s very talented, she can sing, dance, and draw etc... she is also creative and fashionable. One last thing, she has the greatest smile of all.
Boy: Jonalin’s so pretty

Girl: I know, I wish I looked like her
Jonalin by Suckonmytoez November 7, 2019
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a super woman! she's very sweet and gentle, but also a bad b*tch, she make flames with only one look. Funny and carismatic girl with a very sense of humor. Very loyal and rich of treasure and secret.
They: "Hey Jonalyn, you look so great!"
Jonalyn by Queensy November 22, 2021
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is a most amazing girl, she has a incredible smile that will make you smile too, she is a sensitive girl but also an understanding girl. anyone would be lucky to have her in their life. she'll say what's on her mind and not beat around the bush. she is an amazing girl pochim
friend 1: where is jonaliza?
friend 2: i dont know, probably on twitter watching some stuffs
Jonaliza by taurusded June 7, 2021

Jozaline 

The sexiest robot sex goddess you will ever meet. Fully Robot, yet fully woman, and even still, fully sex Goddess! A trifecta. Sometimes referred to as "Joz" and "Miss Perfect". Has the ability to fly yet decides never to exercise her power. Is rumored to be the creator of "The (LOST) Island" and "The Force" lives in her pinky. Loves apple sauce and coca cola.
Dude, that sexy robot sex goddess is so Jozaline! Takes me from six to midnight!
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A beautiful girl with brown hair often is the most loyal to the things she loves very happy and cheerful
Get you a jonalynn !!
jonalynn by Cookiesman December 21, 2016
To be boned up the ass by an effeminate male with curly hair and a high pitched voice.
A strange attraction to the Jonas Brothers.
A mental disease carried by young teenage girls with no sense of good musical taste.
To have fantastic dreams including three monkeys playing instruments with a banana hanging out of their asses.
"I love the jonas brothers, OMG, girl, i think i have just been Jonalized!

1 person (gay dude): please Jonalize me sweetcakes.
2 person (gay dude): you got it honey buns.
Jonalized by Terry Strawberry August 13, 2009
She’s pretty she’s thick she does not say anything when anyone says about her in her face cause she try’s to control her anger and she’s hates fake people and likes to be herself she’s so cute a loving and I would date her if I could because she’s loyal asf and does anything for anyone and I love her 🤗⁉️💍❤️😇😍🤩😭
Jonalis is thick smart and the best
jonalis by Lerenda January 6, 2019
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